Help - Just found a chicken!

z0mbi3 · 19 Jun 2008 at 10:26

knip said:
No, theyve had two lots of chickens, and from the mess the fox made all over our garden, I some how doubt we could have revived it

"A chicken barely alive. We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better...stronger...faster."

tripitaka · 19 Jun 2008 at 10:36

Azagoth said:
After buying a Rooster of course.

Why?

tripitaka · 19 Jun 2008 at 10:38

They like bread too.
Best not to feed them too much of it though I think.

If you do decide to keep it, it's probably best to get another 1 at least.

Mansize_tissue · 19 Jun 2008 at 22:49

tripitaka said:
If you do decide to keep it, it's probably best to get another 1 at least.

And then maybe a cow and a few goats.

bushmins · 19 Jun 2008 at 22:55

Congratulations, its a chicken.

uknowist · 19 Jun 2008 at 22:58

You will be clucking all the way to the bank with that find!

yermum · 19 Jun 2008 at 22:58

Could we please have an update as I've been worrying all day?

lofz · 19 Jun 2008 at 22:59

I'm after a couple of chickens but I live miles away

Steve2000 · 19 Jun 2008 at 23:03

I say keep it if you have the patience. Get another couple to go with it, they can come in handy.

CMOS · 19 Jun 2008 at 23:04

Vegetarian said:
Just found a chicken roaming the streets where I live in South Manchester - Put it into my back yard because cars were almost running it over. Ive left a message with RSPCA.

LOL

gillywibble · 19 Jun 2008 at 23:14

What are you going to call it?

Scuzi · 19 Jun 2008 at 23:19

AcidHell2 said:
Snap it's neck and eat it.

that's a good few £ you just saved there.

He's one of those faggy vegetarians. He'll probably shed a tear on reading your post.

Eating it is the most suitable course of action. Prolonging it's life is pointless unless you're going to make it a hut and keep it as a pet.

Solari · 19 Jun 2008 at 23:22

gillywibble said:
What are you going to call it?

Henrietta? *groan*

Dinner?

I prefer turkeys. Nothing like a big bird that likes a gobble. *gets coat*

Neoni · 19 Jun 2008 at 23:23

Scuzi said:
He's one of those faggy vegetarians. He'll probably shed a tear on reading your post.

Eating it is the most suitable course of action. Prolonging it's life is pointless unless you're going to make it a hut and keep it as a pet.

i think thats what most people are talking about, keepin it as a pet.

Voltar · 20 Jun 2008 at 00:48

saw the vid.
Well done for taking it in.

What are you going to call it?

Veggies can eat eggs right?

Scuzi · 20 Jun 2008 at 00:50

Voltar said:
Veggies can eat eggs right?

Hypocrites can.

Voltar · 20 Jun 2008 at 00:52

Scuzi said:
Hypocrites can.

Bwahahaha. Excellent quip sir.

Tefal · 20 Jun 2008 at 00:56

Scuzi said:
Hypocrites can.

chickens eggs are unfertalised though aren't they? SO not really alive./

Killa_ken · 20 Jun 2008 at 00:59

Fubsy said:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to Vegetarian's house lol!!!!11one

LOL EPIC WIN

PardonTheWait · 20 Jun 2008 at 01:03

Tefal said:
chickens eggs are unfertalised though aren't they? SO not really alive./

They still come from chickens kept in captivity just to provide food for us, which can't be very nice for them. So if you're a proper animal lover you should want them to be roaming around... wherever chickens like to be. I have no idea where that is, to be honest.