Help needed with commuter boredom..

Myself and my mate started trying to guess who would "do porn for a tenner".

Unfortunatly working in Croydon we don't find it much of a challenge.
 
Whenever I go up to London, I find people normally leave newspapers on the tube. I read them :)
 
You could always pretend you are a blind man, and sit on peoples laps. Another good one with a friend is to race up and down the carriage. Or alternatively with a group of people you could try and play musical chairs, but obviously you need to get a passenger to do the music for you.
 
Admiral Huddy said:
How often do you sit on a train having forgotten your reading stuff and music only to wonder what the hell to do? After a few minutes you become hypnotised, focusing on some woman plastering her face in make up. I can’t help thinking “I’ve seen you face naked.. fnarrr” when I see women doing this. Anyway, you find yourself staring but actually looking, if that makes any sense. It’s worse this time of year as its dark out side and you can only see yourself, which isn’t a pretty sight. Anyway, to release this boredom, I need a few ideas to pass the time away. Any suggestions? Suicide is not an option :p

Here are a few of my current games:

Single player:

Spot how many women have holes in their tights? My record is 3

Read the paper belong to your neighbour. See how long before they close their papers tighter so you can’t.

Do the same with someone’s texts or notebooks.

Name that tune!! Guess the song that a fellow passenger obviously wants to share with the rest of the community.

“Tickets please”… shouldn't need any further explanation


Multiplayer

Guess Who. Your mate has to guess who you have chosen by process of elimination.

Phone bingo – Pick a row of commuters, the first row where everyone has used their mobile wins. You shout bingo!!
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sheer quality! next time in on the metro ill be doin this ! :D
 
turn on bluetooth and start sending people pictures of other people on the train and see who looks around

(never done this but it could be amusing, whenever I've searched for devices on the train it always finds loads)
 
Zogger said:
turn on bluetooth and start sending people pictures of other people on the train and see who looks around

(never done this but it could be amusing, whenever I've searched for devices on the train it always finds loads)
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done it its pretty funny!!
 
Zogger said:
turn on bluetooth and start sending people pictures of other people on the train and see who looks around

(never done this but it could be amusing, whenever I've searched for devices on the train it always finds loads)
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My sister does this, but with porn :eek::D
 
Commuter connect four.. women = red, men blue. direct line of four in a diagonal, horizontal or vertical (if you where looking down on the carriage seating from above) wins.
 
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