Part #3: flights.
We flew to Australia on Cathay Pacific flight CX105. It was a two-stage journey: Heathrow -> Hong Kong; Hong Kong -> Adelaide. Mrs Evangelion had reserved bulkhead seats and requested a bassinet for Numpty Bub. On the first flight we had two seats on the far right row. They were not as roomy as we had expected, and the reclining position was uncomfortable.
The hostesses were dismal, to say the least. At first they told us that the bassinet was broken and therefore unavailable. Frankly, we were outraged. Then, just as a hostess was attempting to construct a makeshift bed for Numpty Bub, her senior came along and told her to stop, as this was unsafe and illegal. After about 15 minutes of further confusion, we were presented with the
broken bassinet, which they strapped in place as best they could. With no alternatives, we were forced to use it.
At Hong Kong airport we found ourselves with 5 hours to kill. Thanks to the advice of some other BEP members, I located one of the private rest lounges, where I immediately haggled with the manager for a better price. She finally gave us 5 hours for the price of 2 (a total saving of £31) which I considered pretty fair. We enjoyed wonderfully hot showers, followed by several hours of free food and drink in a quiet, relaxing lounge area.
Hong Kong security was extremely tight. We were carefully checked by a horde of male and female security guards, all immaculately presented and well armed. Then they caught sight of Numpty Bub, and went completely to pieces! Hefty middle aged men with sidearms bent over her stroller and pulled funny faces while blowing raspberries; tough female guards with truncheons called their colleagues over and cooed "Baby! Baby!" while Numpty Bub revelled in the attention.
To say that Mrs Evangelion and I were fascinated and bemused is to understate the case by several orders of magnitude. I eventually counted about 7 security guards around Numpty Bub's stroller, and guiltily wondered if hordes of drug barons were taking advantage of the disruption to sneak into the country with millions of Ecstasy pills.
Our second flight was excellent. We had a middle row this time, with lots of foot room (though the seats were still narrow and uncomfortable). The hostesses were simply superb, and anticipated our needs with alarming prescience. One of them ("the cute one with the hair", as I came to think of her) devoted herself almost entirely to our care, and was never more than five feet away whenever we needed anything. She brought a bassinet as soon as it was safe to do so (a decent one in excellent condition this time!) and strapped it in carefully. Seconds later she was plying us with extra blankets and would probably have offered any number of additional services

eek:

) had we not persuaded her that we were fine.
Numpty Bub was much happier and more comfortable on this flight, and so were we. A minor crisis arose when we ran out of milk for her last feed, but after a bit of whinging she settled down in time for our arrival in Adelaide. She did have her bad moments during the flight, but they weren't too desperate. I dropped a blanket over her head and loudly blamed the noise on other people's children whilst gesticulating vaguely at a bunch of seats at least 30 feet away.
