HELP! WHAT SHOULD I DO!!

[Jordan97]

i bet you mum is proud

My mum's at work..

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Call an east end thug to sort it out!

"Now look 'ere you this nice mans tryin' to go about his morning routine in a calm manner, but e's unable to because you've decided to scare the livin **** outta 'im wif your fear inducing presence well I'm ere to dwarf that with mine!

Now if you don't move the 'ell on outta 'ere I'll shove my fist so far up your **** you'll never be able to spin a web again you jumped up octoptical **** then I'm gonna pull out all those ****** little hairs you 'ave for climin' on all sorts o **** one by one then once I've finished I'm gonna put you on the tallest object I can find both webless and hairless is that what you want you little Leggy ****! Now **** Off!"

 

[Hastarius]

Pull off the spiders legs and use them to floss your teeth with

 

[Edrof]

finish brushing and use a good quality mouthwash

#Thread winner.

 

[GravyMonster]

Including the legs, its about 6 inches wide.

If that's true your bath is actually a swimming pool.

6cm, maybe. Inches, non monsieur.

 

[Eddie182]

I'd run to the internet and make a forum post about it. Oh wait........

 

[robgmun]

GIVE IT MONEY AND TAKE PICTURES OF THE RICH SPIDER

 

[Jordan97]

If that's true your bath is actually a swimming pool.

6cm, maybe. Inches, non monsieur.

I might have over exaggerated it a little bit

 

[TheCenturion]

You could ignore it?

I might have over exaggerated it a little bit

Oh my god, seriously. You did not 'over exaggerate', you simply exaggerated.

 

[Jordan97]

Oh my god, seriously. You did not 'over exaggerate', you simply exaggerated.

Sorry, Grammar Nazi

 

[Tyrone77]

Scream like a girl until a girl comes and sorts it out for you.

 

[TheCenturion]

Sorry, Grammar Nazi

Not really a grammar nazi when you're being a noob.

 

[Keyser Soze]

put it outside, I get loads of those spiders in the house this time of year.

I just put them in the garden.

Then again it could be the same one that just keeps coming back in!!

 

[Jordan97]

Not really a grammar nazi when you're being a noob.

Not really sure how that works..

 

[Jumblejug]

Have sex with it. Whether it wants to or not

 

[Vonhelmet]

Not really sure how that works..

Call him a "Semantics Nazi". That would be semantically accurate.

 

[Megahurtz400]

Stamp on its neck.

 

[Destroyer^]

you should really warn about pictures of spiders.. i ******* hate them and now i hate you... hope he eats you =)

 

[dannyjo22]

Put the plug in and run the hot tap on low. Watch as the spider has to contemplate his doom slowly and painfully. That will teach it for invading your space.

 

[Rich_L]

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