HELP! WHAT SHOULD I DO!!

Call an east end thug to sort it out!

"Now look 'ere you this nice mans tryin' to go about his morning routine in a calm manner, but e's unable to because you've decided to scare the livin **** outta 'im wif your fear inducing presence well I'm ere to dwarf that with mine!

Now if you don't move the 'ell on outta 'ere I'll shove my fist so far up your **** you'll never be able to spin a web again you jumped up octoptical **** then I'm gonna pull out all those ****** little hairs you 'ave for climin' on all sorts o **** one by one then once I've finished I'm gonna put you on the tallest object I can find both webless and hairless is that what you want you little Leggy ****! Now **** Off!"
 
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put it outside, I get loads of those spiders in the house this time of year.

I just put them in the garden.

Then again it could be the same one that just keeps coming back in!!
 
Put the plug in and run the hot tap on low. Watch as the spider has to contemplate his doom slowly and painfully. That will teach it for invading your space.
 
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