Hi, my name's Jeff.
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Hi, my name's Jeff. Any last words?
Damn, I really want to watch Independence day now.
Oh, and Garlic, spawn of the Devil, don't touch it!
Or speak to Magick.
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nothing you need to learn, just end the planet.
Hello Jeffery welcome aboard the planet. 
There are three things important to your new life on earth. Wine, women and GD.
No wait, five things, wine, women, GD, computers and cars. To be wise study and indulge in all five and you will be a very contented alien.
There are three things important to your new life on earth. Wine, women and GD.
No wait, five things, wine, women, GD, computers and cars. To be wise study and indulge in all five and you will be a very contented alien.
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Wanted to post that ad for mints about an alien visiting earth shaking a hand of a general, and he sees inside his head on what a dull place Earth is (stuck on a pack tube train, home alone eating pizza etc), then decides to leg it
LOL, but i can't find it on You Tube
EDIT - found it
LOL, but i can't find it on You Tube
EDIT - found it
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i can remeber it know, damn thats an old add, wasn't the ad for pepermint or spirmint or something, then he runs back into the ship.
Hey Jeff, please let me welcome you to planet Earth as the official ambassador to alien life forms.
I'm afraid there are several things we must sort out before you can meet everyone else.
First, there is an interstellar border crossing tax that must be made payable to me so I can handle the neccessary paperwork. Second, all alien life forms must *ahem* pose for pictures with their equipment, also demonstrating how it all works.
Finally, you must be *ahem* quarantined for a small period of time. No no dont worry about those bars, its just to let air in, yeah.... air....
Welcome to earth!
I'm afraid there are several things we must sort out before you can meet everyone else.
First, there is an interstellar border crossing tax that must be made payable to me so I can handle the neccessary paperwork. Second, all alien life forms must *ahem* pose for pictures with their equipment, also demonstrating how it all works.
Finally, you must be *ahem* quarantined for a small period of time. No no dont worry about those bars, its just to let air in, yeah.... air....
Welcome to earth!
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Welcome to Earth! Stay away from my Stuff!
