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I'm suspicious as to why you have an earth name Jeff, surely if you were a real alien you would be called Kodos or something?
Hi, my name's Jeff.
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It also makes no sense that you speak English yet need us to explain our world to you.
Because obviosly he is a real alien.
Welcome to Earth Jeff.
I see you have adopted a good Earthly name there kudos.
You should enjoy our wonderful planet while you still can, we have an amazing yet failing climate, our wildlife is dying out, we are over populated (mainly because china breed like rabbits) oh and rabbits are cute furry little snacks.
Our behaviour replicates that of a virus, we invade, take over, multiply and soon enough destroy everything before we move on to our next site.
Be warned though the french will eat you (as they do everything) and avoid the US there are way too many red-necks there who want revenger for previous probing!
But other than that keep your arms and legs in the planet at all times and enjoy the ride.
I see you have adopted a good Earthly name there kudos.
You should enjoy our wonderful planet while you still can, we have an amazing yet failing climate, our wildlife is dying out, we are over populated (mainly because china breed like rabbits) oh and rabbits are cute furry little snacks.
Our behaviour replicates that of a virus, we invade, take over, multiply and soon enough destroy everything before we move on to our next site.
Be warned though the french will eat you (as they do everything) and avoid the US there are way too many red-necks there who want revenger for previous probing!
But other than that keep your arms and legs in the planet at all times and enjoy the ride.
Universal translator.
Really though that makes no sense, you can easily learn a language but know nothing about the culture.
...... alien pulls out two great big........
flaps?
Probes.