Hickey...

UK|AL · 22 Dec 2010 at 02:38

To get to the point someone bit me on the neck, I wasn't impressed, and now I have a mark. I have to go to work tomorrow, does anyone know how to cover these things up? It's embarrassing.

Greenlizard0 · 22 Dec 2010 at 02:39

Pft, worst I didn't get laid ever blah...

GreatAuk · 22 Dec 2010 at 02:41

Scarf? say you have a throat cold or something

steve-h · 22 Dec 2010 at 02:42

it was a bloke wasn't it?

ProOrWhat · 22 Dec 2010 at 02:42

Yeah, it's called wear a shirt with a collar. Now do you need advice on dressing as well?

Jambo · 22 Dec 2010 at 02:46

UK|AL said:
To get to the point someone bit me on the neck, I wasn't impressed, and now I have a mark. I have to go to work tomorrow, does anyone know how to cover these things up? It's embarrassing.

Just chill out and enjoy the banter!

UK|AL · 22 Dec 2010 at 02:48

steve-h said:
it was a bloke wasn't it?

How did you guess? He was a Frisky fellow :O

But really going to try a collar but it's far to high, going to be a complete muppet and try to use concealer.

djmc0 · 22 Dec 2010 at 02:53

There is no way to counter act the Earl Hickey hickey, unless you find a winning scratch card but even then, you may need to get run over.

*I guarantee if you get run over you will win money via scratch cards... (pfffffftttt)

UK|AL · 22 Dec 2010 at 02:55

Milkybk said:
Gay. Proper gay.

Indeed, but last resort.

Chuggerboom · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:10

UK|AL said:
To get to the point someone bit me on the neck, I wasn't impressed, and now I have a mark. I have to go to work tomorrow, does anyone know how to cover these things up? It's embarrassing.

Did a man do it?

UK|AL · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:12

steve-h said:
it was a bloke wasn't it?

UK|AL said:
How did you guess? He was a Frisky fellow :O

But really going to try a collar but it's far to high, going to be a complete muppet and try to use concealer.

Chuggerboom said:
Did a man do it?

Jokes only work once =P

Morba · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:15

hickey? thought they only said that over in the states!

UK|AL · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:16

Morba said:
hickey? thought they only said that over in the states!

Googled for advice, and that's what popped up.

Cupra · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:17

Morba said:
hickey? thought they only said that over in the states!

i thought only virgins called it that as they were so happy to have someone/thing suck on em?

Jambo · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:18

UK|AL said:
Googled for advice, and that's what popped up.

What was your search phrase?

UK|AL · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:19

Jambo said:
What was your search phrase?

Neck bite. First result, mine looks much worse then the picture in that article which is why i've come to the conclusion that i'm screwed.

Ah well.

Ahleckz · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:22

Just man up and take any stick, no one is going to carry it on more than a comment or two. If you get busted wearing concealer though...
But, I have heard toothpaste works.

Jambo · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:23

UK|AL said:
Neck bite. First result, mine looks much worse then the picture in that article.

LOL! So tell us more about this girl. Was she an animal? Hot? What else happened?

Edit: Do you work with her?

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:45

"Yeah, my kids drew on me with felt tip when I was asleep."

This only works if you have kids and you then draw on yourself to cover the mark with felt tip pen.