Hiding Stuff

Clearly some weight lifting midget porn or 'animal farm 2: the bitch is back'. Yep, new windows acccout called 'Scamps' & password your account.
 
Put the directory on an external drive, then remove the drive and hide it in the loft.
Or if its a second drive in the PC, just disconnect it.
 
Guys stop messing about, how does he encrypt his drive, the police are literally at his door. Come on!
 
Ask your cousins for tips on how they hide their porn.

If they are female, and of age, smash their pasties for some family lovin'
 
For the long haul install VirtualBox and create a virtual machine (VM) to access all your porn on.

That way you never have to worry about anyone using your pc and should you contract a nasty virus or malware from browsing dodgy sites it is completely isolated from your main machine. You can just drop the VM and create a new one.

Like the others have said create an separate profile for the kids that has no access to your profile. Oh and don't give their account admin privileges :p

Depending how much you downloaded you could add the directory to a password protected zip archive and name it something innocuous.

/edit and don't forget to clear the "recently opened" lists from your viewing apps. I think CCleaner may save you from having to each app individually?
 
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There are so many possible solutions (and even access to Google) that I cannot believe a user browsing a computer forum wouldn't know how to solve the problem.

I mean you could just move the folder to a USB hard disk at the simplest. Or you could hide the folder, or you could set the file permissions that only you can access it and make the kids use another account, or you could password zip the file.

I hope you've learned the lesson here; stream your porn in future.
 
Right click on Folder > Set to Hidden, recurse into subdirectories

Make sure hidden files/folders are turned off. Voilá.
 
[FnG]magnolia;21084051 said:
"Well kids, sometimes I like to get my freak on, one on one style. You understand me? It's like a sickness I need to purge, a fire that needs put out, a thirst that need slaking. Don't go into [directory]. You wouldn't like it."

That should do it.
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Hahaha!
 
Put everything into a winrar.

Password winrar.

Winrar.

Win.

You could even change the name and file extension of the winrar and hide it inside a program file directory. For example, change it to system.ini and then change it back to .rar whenever you want to open it. This is what I did when I was like 14.

Oh and who the hell has porn saved on their pc these days?

Unless you have pornographic material of their Aunty which would potentially destroy a large part of their soul if viewed.
 
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