Thought I would repost the lyrics here if thats okay Otacon. They truly belong here anyway.
The HIGH-FIVE
Step 1...
Take you're average Friday night, you've gone out on the lash,
Downed a couple hundred beers and seen some tasty 'gash',
Whiled away a few good hours on Vodka and Red Bull,
Now you've got some dutch courage it's time to go and pull!
First things first, are you a man?
Do you have hair where only men can?
If the answers a resounding no,
Slap on some mustard and you're good to go,
Step 2...
Okay now here the fun begins but please don't be in haste,
Otherwise your efforts very well could go to waste,
I suggest you first go to the bog, and sit down on a seat,
Unload yourself of clogged up log, and get back on your feet,
Now that you're all light and breezy, in the butt department,
It's time to choose the victim to get back to your apartment,
I recommend a half drunk chick to ensure of your success,
Sober ones will cost too much, they're unneccassary stress,
Step 3...
Come on! Time to get all psyched! Do some warm up stretches,
You're about to become fully versed, in HIGH-FIVING wenches!
Look her deeply in the eyes, from across the room,
Stare her up and down to be sure she's vacant in the womb,
Now you hear those battle cry's, singing in your ear,
Charge on in and raise your hand as she recoils in fear,
Now this is not uncommon, don't panic, all can be saved,
Explain to her this HIGH-FIVE lark and she will be enslaved,
Step 4...
Your prey is finally in your grasp, you give a little smirk,
You've got yourself a 'lay' tonight for very little work,
Now you know how well it works be sure to spread the word,
Sing it loud so all can hear, HIGH-FIVING must be heard!