Son, we live in a world that has footpaths, and those footpaths have to be walked by men with boots. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Glaucus? I have a greater durability than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Hotwired and you curse the combat boot. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Hotwired's footwear choice, while tragic, probably saved ankles. And my combat boot, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves ankles*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that footpath. You *need* me on that footpath. We use words like sole, padded tongue, lacing. We use these words as the backbone of a boot spent treading something. You use them as a sales pitch. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very opinion that I provide, and then questions the forum post in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you lace up a combat boot and walk a footpath. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!
Did I really just waste that much of my life, typing that?
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!!!!
What and why me
If it can be described as a footpath you're probably fine with a shoe.