Hookhanded Hamza guilty!!

LoadsaMoney · 7 Feb 2006 at 18:30

Just said on the news he could be out in 18 months, 18 ******* months!!!!!! :eek:

, best joke ive heard all day, that'll be doing the club circuit that one will, did you hear about Hooky Hamza, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... and the judge said you'll be out in 18 months!!! BUM BUM TISH!! cue the crowd in fits of laughter.

fozzybear · 7 Feb 2006 at 19:03

I've just learnt that he lost his eye after trying to remove one of his contact lenses!

Constantine · 7 Feb 2006 at 19:43

Sleepy said:
ant tax.

'Bout ****ing time and all! Those little buggers come in and pinch all our leaves, I mean who the hell do they think they are!??!

The Mad Rapper · 7 Feb 2006 at 19:53

LOL @ 'The Sun' style thread title

paul@ · 7 Feb 2006 at 20:04

fozzybear said:
Thats what he'd want people to believe but the truth is that he probably stole something in Saudi Arabia or he spent too much time spanking the monkey.

Abu Hamza lost his eye and hand due to making bombs, one of them accidently went off. Abu tried his best to minimize the amount of damage to his body by shielding the bomb with his hand.

Source of this info: friend of Abu Hamza who is someone who works for NTL as a telecom engineer.

UOcUK Poopscoop · 7 Feb 2006 at 20:08

He only gets 7 years, he will probably only serve 2 or 3 of them too.

How utterly stupid yet so typical of how this country is these days.

They have now made a martyr without even sending out a deterrent message at the same time.

Utterly, utterly British.

cleanbluesky · 7 Feb 2006 at 20:18

Visage said:
I heard he lost his hand because he punched the queen mum loads, and lost his eye because he head butted Princess Di a little too hard.

I heard Islam was the religion of peace, so I guess we shouldn't believe everything we read

Sleepy · 7 Feb 2006 at 20:24

UOcUK Poopscoop said:
They have now made a martyr

He's still alive so how does jailing him turn old hook hand into a martyr?

UOcUK Poopscoop · 7 Feb 2006 at 20:54

Sleepy said:
He's still alive so how does jailing him turn old hook hand into a martyr?

Please tell me you are joking?

He is locked up, he doesn't have to be physically dead to be a "martyr to the cause".

We are talking about a small group of people who would protest if he were to get a parking ticket practically.

ScarySquirrel · 7 Feb 2006 at 21:07

i hope he dies in prison from getting bum raped

Sleepy · 7 Feb 2006 at 21:11

UOcUK Poopscoop said:
Please tell me you are joking?

Whoosh