Horded Loo rolls

[sigma]

My Mrs, like many others, had a bit of an obsession about buying them during covid. I think she had around 100 packs at one point. Thankfully they have been used over the years and have a more sensible amount now.

I really don't understand why everyone went mad for them, then. All the main supermarkets sold out and I had to get some from a smaller local shop. (we were not living together then)

Because people are idiots

 

[sigma]

target practice innit

Could make for a good game

 

[sigma]

I think you need a hobby.

This is his hobby...!

 

[tamzzy]

Could make for a good game

Illegal to have two balls in play at the same time.

 

[sigma]

Illegal to have two balls in play at the same time.

"Go straight to Jail" aka, get the snip

 

[tamzzy]

"Go straight to Jail" aka, get the snip

I would argue that is the get out of jail free card.
Can't be trapped with 18 years of child support

 

[aaronyuri]

My Mrs, like many others, had a bit of an obsession about buying them during covid. I think she had around 100 packs at one point. Thankfully they have been used over the years and have a more sensible amount now.

I really don't understand why everyone went mad for them, then. All the main supermarkets sold out and I had to get some from a smaller local shop. (we were not living together then)

I also did not understand this. The worst part is that I was on the opposite end of the spectrum and tend to go and buy some when I have a single, half empty roll to my name. My habits had to change rapidly with the empty shelves everywhere!

 

[sigma]

I also did not understand this. The worst part is that I was on the opposite end of the spectrum and tend to go and buy some when I have a single, half empty roll to my name. My habits had to change rapidly with the empty shelves everywhere!

Have you ever had to wipe with a sock?

 

[aaronyuri]

Have you ever had to wipe with a sock?

No. I have stepped in the shower like a sane human being...

Remind me to never borrow a sock from you.

 

[tamzzy]

Remind me to never borrow a sock from you.

The question is, why are you sharing socks!?

 

[aaronyuri]

The question is, why are you sharing socks!?

It was either remind me to never borrow a sock from you, or remind me to never sniff your feet. Pick your poison.

 

[tamzzy]

Pick your poison.

uhhh...rock. hard place.
i choose neither

 

[adidan]

 

[Ice Tea]

Why was 'awful' school toilet paper a bestseller for so long?

Many agree it was unpleasant to use, yet somehow Izal toilet paper was a bestseller for years.

www.bbc.co.uk

My elderly uncle said it was an experience that he would rather forget!

 

[fez]

This sort of post is why I come to these forums.

 

[Ice Tea]

I've thought of another dreadful pun, not sure if to post it!

 

[jonchaz]

Finally, someone who is prepared to give a crap......

 

[Ice Tea]

Is this what they call, Social Media Effluencer?

 

[DJMK4]

I hate going to the supermarket to pay for rolls of tissue that is used to wipe a bum


probably the worst thing to ever spend money on

 

[Hagar]

Do your rolls from the loft still have some loft?