Hotel Bedding Quallity?

secretspy · 18 Oct 2020 at 22:50

I feel like this is a trick, seeing as they appear to have already found a hotel with a bed menu fairly quickly. (Perhaps they used the magic that is called Google

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How do we know squidward doesn't secretly work for the hotel and he or she is trying to gain some attention. Imagine how many people now search hotel 41

Deleted member 77746 · 18 Oct 2020 at 22:51

secretspy said:
I feel like this is a trick, seeing as they appear to have already found a hotel with a bed menu fairly quickly. (Perhaps they used the magic that is called Google )
How do we know squidward doesn't secretly work for the hotel and he or she is trying to gain some attention. Imagine how many people now search hotel 41

Im going to ring them and ask if they do.

Deleted member 77746 · 18 Oct 2020 at 22:54

Are ya mad? It’s £249 a night cheapest I just rang them and asked if they did bed menus and they just laughed at me!

secretspy · 18 Oct 2020 at 22:59

Bouton Aide said:
Are ya mad? It’s £249 a night cheapest I just rang them and asked if they did bed menus and they just laughed at me!

Yeah but check out the complimentary treats!!

Sod the bed menu! Free chocolate and popcorn for everyone !!!

and ice cream, cream tea, champagne

Deleted member 77746 · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:00

secretspy said:
Yeah but check out the complimentary treats!!

Sod the bed menu! Free chocolate and popcorn for everyone !!! and ice cream, cream tea, champagne

That’s an extra £100!!! lol

wesimmo · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:01

You're surely not a Gucci wearing, top revenue earner if you're sleeping in your hotel bed when away on business.

Azza · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:01

Silk duvet cover?! bleugh

Dominic-Toretto · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:02

wesimmo said:
You're surely not a Gucci wearing, top revenue earner if you're sleeping in your hotel bed when away on business.

It's for leisure not business.

Deleted member 77746 · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:02

Squidward said:
It's for leisure not business.

Oh I?

Who’s the lucky lady who gets to choose her bed menu then?

wesimmo · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:04

Squidward said:
It's for leisure not business.

The point I hinted at is more pertinent then, if you're concerned about bedding beyond the absorbancy in a leisure scenario then you're doing it wrong.

Deleted member 77746 · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:04

wesimmo said:
The point I hinted at is more pertinent then, if you're concerned about bedding beyond the absorbancy in a leisure scenario then ypute doing it wrong.

you not supposed to make love to the pillows.

wesimmo · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:05

Bouton Aide said:
you not supposed to make love to the pillows.

Well no, but sometimes they don't like the taste and spit.

Deleted member 77746 · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:06

wesimmo said:
Well no, but sometimes they don't like the taste and spit.

What they doing eating chicken?

wesimmo · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:09

Bouton Aide said:
What they doing eating chicken?

Unfortunately, chipolata in my case.

Pigeon_Killer · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:09

Mashed Hungarian Goose duvets are amazing, my bed's sporting a 7 or 10 tog at the moment.

Deleted member 77746 · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:11

Pigeon_Killer said:
Mashed Hungarian Goose duvets are amazing, my bed's sporting a 7 or 10 tog at the moment.

@Squidward there you go, offers on the table.

Pigeon_Killer · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:12

Bouton Aide said:
@Squidward there you go, offers on the table.

No! No offers are on the table.

Deleted member 77746 · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:14

Pigeon_Killer said:
No! No offers are on the table.

But...but...but he needs a place with a bed menu.

Pigeon_Killer · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:16

Bouton Aide said:
But...but...but he needs a place with a bed menu.

The white company have a bedding menu. Plenty of goose, duck and budgie duvets to choose from

m@rty · 18 Oct 2020 at 23:18

Budgie?

Budgie feathers?!?