He could always use a new one. Another idea would be to use the cooling mechanism from a car. I am in posession of a cooler for a mazda MX-5 with volt modded fans and it runs totally silent.
AS said, a new one is perfectly possible and they are pretty damn cheap, because unlike car/computer rad's they aren't designed for massive surface area via small copper tubing and fins in a very small space, 3 things that increase price massively, copper, miniturising and intricate construction, they are massive basic and made of, actually not sure, stainless steel, Pumps not a huge issue either, it doesn't need enough pressure to fill/push water around the whole rad, as the heat will spread fine, just getting the water into and out of the rad, there are probably designs with an intake at the top of the rad so hook pump to bottom valve, through comp and dump the water in a not completely full radiator so its not working against pressure there.
But heres your issue, rad's are rated very specifically and normally with a delta T of 56, IE you'd get 900W dissipation when the internal liquid is 56C higher than room temp. Considering the water will likely be 5C or less above room temp, you won't get even remotely close to that dissipation figure, because thermal transfer increases in efficiency HUGELY the higher the temperature diff, with a very small difference you're talking about being way down an exponential scale and you'd be looking at a probably 50-100W dissipation, but with a huge resevoir that would take ages to heat up and as it heated up, you'd get increased efficiency. Without active fan cooling though you'd still not get a fantastic cooling system and its not worth the effort.
You can build a more discrete radbox if you want to go DIY on your cooling's ass, for very cheap, ultra efficiency and very quiet, but some mdf/chipboard type stuff, knock up a design for a box with a couple fans, a couple rads, a exhaust somewhere useful like a chimney or window.
Theres plenty of weird ways to cool a system very well, and wall mounted normal central heating rads isn't a great one.