How can people get the lyrics so badly wrong?

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I can't link to the lyrics site I found these on, due to the content on the site, however I'll quote them for you.

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mine
There was something so pheasant about that phase.
Even your emotions had a decade,
In so much space

And when you're out there
Without claire,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasp and because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Hot on me

And I hope that you are having the tie of your strife
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soal
You really think you're in control?

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Pardon me

My heroes had the heart I wanna live, out of limbs
And all I red bear, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like ****.
And it's no, go eat some dust, I've come
I knock them down when I'm done

Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Hot on me
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Gets worse:

Snow Patrol - You're All I Have

Train this chaos, turn him to light
I've got a sea, new one last night,
Before the liars take their shirts,
Leave us in pieces, scattered everywhere,

Just give me a chance to hold on,
Just give me something to hold onto,

It's so clear now that you are all knights have,
I have no fear cause you are all knights have,

You're so dramatic razor shards,
A welcome arrow through the heart,
Under your sky feels like home,
Electric shocks on aching bows,

Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me a chance to hold on,
Just give me something to hold on, who,

It's so clear now that you are all that knights have,
I have no fear cause you are all that knights have,
It's so clear now that you are all that knights have,
I have no fear cause you are all that knights have,

There is a dark kid deep in you,
A frightning badger I claim too, - ROFL

Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me a chance to hold on,
Just give me something to hold on, to,

It's so clear now that you are all that knights have,
I have no fear now you are all that knights have,
It's so clear now that you are all that knights have,
I have no fear now you are all that knights have.
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Nah! These were not found on a lyrics site! I bet the lyrics were in CD inlays that the OP bought from a market stall in the far east ;)
 
Looking at the awesome spelling, it's either written by a very young child or somebody that doesn't have English as their first language.
 
ballistic said:
you never claimed a badger? LOL
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Never an frightening one.

Site is down now :( I don't think it was a joke one because they had a massive library, and most of them were spot on. Those two seemed the only ones, "slightly" wrong.
 
My and my brother have two classics. My one was that you know song 'Take me to the clouds above' that featured U2 (Or sampled...)....

What it really said:
"Take me to the clouds above"

What I thought it said:
"Take me to the common bar" :o

The absolute gem in the bad lyric crown is my brother with 'Brimful of Asha'

What it really said:
"Everyone needs a bossom for a pillow"

What he though it said:
"Everyone needs a good time cyril" :o :o

Where the HECK did he get cyril from?!
 
Eiffel 65- Blue (Da Ba Dee) Lyrics

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is
Just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen: ...

I'm blue if I was green I would die if I was green I would die if I was green I would die
I'm blue if I was green I would die if I was green I would die if I was green I would die

listen to it - that's what he says
 
http://metallipie.ytmnd.com/

Metallica's, "Enter Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
and of baked apple pie
Original Lyrics:
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
and of things that will bite

:rolleyes:
 
Its amazing at the amount of people who will tell you that Freddy Mercury sings Fried Chicken at the end of One Vision - 'gimme gimme gimme fried chicken'


yeah I know he does
 
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