How do you cook Ham and Cheese on Toast????

[Lt. Manlove]

Make sure the bread is piping hot otherwise salmonella can rapidly destroy your digestive system

 

[R0B75]

ok then now were getting somewhere my question to you all......is ham like chicken where by it has to be thorughly cooked?

Well you wouldn't eat raw chicken.

 

[Belmit]

Are you asking what animal ham comes from?

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[johnnyb]

Yes. But any ham you buy has been precooked typically. That's the nature of ham - it's already cured pork.

wow thats great if ham is predone already. Ham is your meat of pot noodles

 

[Borris]

You have zero chance of dieing unless you choke.
Do you know how to swallow?

Although choking would be almost poetic in its Darwinian symmetry.

 

[AJUK]

johnnyb, I've got to ask (although I feel a little afraid to do so) how were you poisoned in the first place?

EDIT: Thread of the day for me.

 

[JohnnyG]

Homer quote

Mmmmm, hippo.

 

[HumanShield]

how did you get a job serving food?

you're assuming he coooked the food prior to the serving!

this thread rocks!

 

[SourChipmunk]

wow thats great if ham is predone already. Ham is your meat of pot noodles

Spam is precooked as well, so it can be eaten cold. Keep that in mind.

 

[johnnyb]

shezan fastfood in smallthorne, greasy indian it was......Just looking at their takeaway menu turns my stomach.

 

[TinkerBell]

Spam is precooked as well, so it can be eaten cold. Keep that in mind.

CORNBEEF f t w, and brown sauce, mmmm

 

[johnnyb]

can you get precooked chicken/turkey then, if you can other meats?

My burger van job was great....I used to do a mean double cheesburger.

 

[Gilly]

can you get precooked chicken/turkey then, if you can other meats?

 

[Borris]

can you get precooked chicken/turkey then, if you can other meats?

Quite impossible - no other meat can be precooked. I fully understand Gilly's shock.

 

[Kerplunk]

can you get precooked chicken/turkey then, if you can other meats?

My burger van job was great....I used to do a mean double cheesburger.

Yes you can.

How old are you mate ?

 

[TinkerBell]

can you get precooked chicken/turkey then, if you can other meats?

My burger van job was great....I used to do a mean double cheesburger.

By mean, do you mean it would give you a good serving of food poisoning?

 

[robmiller]

Absolutely fantastic, I hereby remove my previous scoffing at Delia's "How to Boil an Egg" show - there are obviously people who actually don't know stuff as basic as this

 

[loopylou]

This thread has made my afternoon.

 

[SourChipmunk]

can you get precooked chicken/turkey then, if you can other meats?

Have you ever purchased lunchmeat?

 

[Otacon]