im sorry steve....please forgive me and ill delete them all.
i just copy and paste from my e mail's.
just thought they would make some people laugh.
o well !
how fight's start.......
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im sorry steve....please forgive me and ill delete them all.
i just copy and paste from my e mail's.
just thought they would make some people laugh.
o well !
I got home from work and said 'quick get me a beer it's going to start soon'
She ran to the fridge, as she passed me the beer she looked puzzled but I said 'quick, get some food it's going to start soon'.
As she handed over the sandwich she was ready to burst, 'what's happening?'
I asked for another beer, 'any second now' I said.
Then she kicked off, 'If you think I'm going to wait on you hand and foot while you sit there drinking and eating in front of the TV you've got another thing coming'
I sat back in my chair 'it's started'
She ran to the fridge, as she passed me the beer she looked puzzled but I said 'quick, get some food it's going to start soon'.
As she handed over the sandwich she was ready to burst, 'what's happening?'
I asked for another beer, 'any second now' I said.
Then she kicked off, 'If you think I'm going to wait on you hand and foot while you sit there drinking and eating in front of the TV you've got another thing coming'
I sat back in my chair 'it's started'
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Very good 
Well some of them raised a slight smile, just a bit vexed as to why someone would put them in there.
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Fights seem to start without any real provocation when I walk in the door.
Me: Wheres the lottery ticket I bought this morning
Mum: In the bin
Me: Why? It's for tonights lottery!
Mum: It doesn't live on the microwave
Me: It does because thats where my car keys live.
Mum: Rabble rabble rabble
Me: Eww it's covered in bin juice
Mum: It's your own fault
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Women have stupid logic.
Me: Wheres the lottery ticket I bought this morning
Mum: In the bin
Me: Why? It's for tonights lottery!
Mum: It doesn't live on the microwave
Me: It does because thats where my car keys live.
Mum: Rabble rabble rabble
Me: Eww it's covered in bin juice
Mum: It's your own fault
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Women have stupid logic.
keep in room/pocket/car?
Women have this amazing ability to find the things that you have put there for a reason and move them. any other objects will not move. Only way I have found to avoid this issue is to store things where they are out of thier 'range'