How funny is this
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Now thats the best bit i seen tonight.
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guess u just went out spent loads of money on drink to come in and tell us about your spam mail, rather then attending to a tasty bit of a**!
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This is damn funny to wake up to! 
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Coming in from a night out, you should either be attending to a king size kebab or a tasty bit of a**! Not coming onto OcUK and telling us about your spam mail.
Lulz
This is my favourite bit of the thread.. the kid that plays WoW 4 years [sic] is actually on a higher horse than people who may have had a quiet night in?!
Thanks for looking out for us Dazboots! But in answer to your original question.. not at all really.
About as fun as your night since you felt compelled to actually read through your spam emails, pick out the most common one that all of us receive on daily basis and post it here. Then proceed to make a hilarious [email protected] joke and make actually funny spelling mistake which you then I'm guessing out of feeling of shame and embarrassment ninja edited from your original post. Also clearly because you're such a nice person and like to show people just how vastly superior your lifestyle is compared to the meagre inferior ones we have to endure you attempt to insult us by insinuating that the highlight of our worthless lives is spotting spelling mistakes on the computer screens that we sit at all night. I can see that you're upset that we didn't all in true socialism style agreed with your point of "dumb account fishers" and didn't post a braindead "lol" reply so we shall allow you a safe passage from here onto the land of Facebook where posting rubbish is the order of the day and people will satisfy your need of agreeing with you and give you all the "lulz", "ARFs" and "LMAFOs" you can handle
Post of the year. I love you.
Funny thing is i dont even play WoW and i get the emails like below
When you receive this letter to mean that your account will be disabled within 48 hours.
this time disable your account is permanent.
Because we have evidence You have violated the involved in the offline for real money transactions.
If you have any questions please visit www.worldofwarcarft.com
Greetings,
This is an automated notification sent from our account security system. You logined your account successfully at 14:20 on June 14th form the 203.56.140.* IP range. According to the report of many players, we found that the account published spam information in the game which harassed other users seriously. This action has violated the EULA.
As too many customers' complaints, the IP range above has been blacklisted. We are concerned about whether your account has been stolen. In order to guarantee the legitimacy of your account, we need you check your account status here as soon as possible. If you have any questions, please visit http://us.battle.net.
Account security is solely the responsibility of the accountholder. Please be advised that in the event of a compromised account, Blizzard representatives will typically lock the account. In these cases the Account Administration team will require faxed receipt of ID materials before releasing the account for play.
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Regards,
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Blizzard Account System
Blizzard Entertainment
world of warcraft: Cataclysm Beta Test Invitation!
Get those opt-ins ready for the World of Warcraft: Cataclysm closed beta! The sundering of Azeroth is nigh, and you don’t want to be left out in the cold of Northrend when you could be enjoying the sun-drenched beaches on the goblin isle of Kezan. To ensure you’re opted-in and eligible as a potential candidate, you’ll need a World of Warcraft license attached to your Battle.net account, have your current system specifications uploaded to the Battle.net Beta Profile Settings page, and have expressed interest through the franchise-specific check boxes.
Get the Installer - Log in to your Battle.net account : http://www.wow-authentication-blizz...t/beta-profile.xml&app=bam&rhtml=y&rhtml=true
Enjoy the game!
Blizzard Entertainment, Inc.
When you receive this letter to mean that your account will be disabled within 48 hours.
this time disable your account is permanent.
Because we have evidence You have violated the involved in the offline for real money transactions.
If you have any questions please visit www.worldofwarcarft.com
Greetings,
This is an automated notification sent from our account security system. You logined your account successfully at 14:20 on June 14th form the 203.56.140.* IP range. According to the report of many players, we found that the account published spam information in the game which harassed other users seriously. This action has violated the EULA.
As too many customers' complaints, the IP range above has been blacklisted. We are concerned about whether your account has been stolen. In order to guarantee the legitimacy of your account, we need you check your account status here as soon as possible. If you have any questions, please visit http://us.battle.net.
Account security is solely the responsibility of the accountholder. Please be advised that in the event of a compromised account, Blizzard representatives will typically lock the account. In these cases the Account Administration team will require faxed receipt of ID materials before releasing the account for play.
ajuxgjkmcuquqs9qvpjmoa8olexe2pqqc
Regards,
h4rvcbixkta0h00udktiewkiedjfvqv3w
Blizzard Account System
Blizzard Entertainment
world of warcraft: Cataclysm Beta Test Invitation!
Get those opt-ins ready for the World of Warcraft: Cataclysm closed beta! The sundering of Azeroth is nigh, and you don’t want to be left out in the cold of Northrend when you could be enjoying the sun-drenched beaches on the goblin isle of Kezan. To ensure you’re opted-in and eligible as a potential candidate, you’ll need a World of Warcraft license attached to your Battle.net account, have your current system specifications uploaded to the Battle.net Beta Profile Settings page, and have expressed interest through the franchise-specific check boxes.
Get the Installer - Log in to your Battle.net account : http://www.wow-authentication-blizz...t/beta-profile.xml&app=bam&rhtml=y&rhtml=true
Enjoy the game!
Blizzard Entertainment, Inc.
About as fun as your night since you felt compelled to actually read through your spam emails, pick out the most common one that all of us receive on daily basis and post it here. Then proceed to make a hilarious [email protected] joke and make actually funny spelling mistake which you then I'm guessing out of feeling of shame and embarrassment ninja edited from your original post. Also clearly because you're such a nice person and like to show people just how vastly superior your lifestyle is compared to the meagre inferior ones we have to endure you attempt to insult us by insinuating that the highlight of our worthless lives is spotting spelling mistakes on the computer screens that we sit at all night. I can see that you're upset that we didn't all in true socialism style agreed with your point of "dumb account fishers" and didn't post a braindead "lol" reply so we shall allow you a safe passage from here onto the land of Facebook where posting rubbish is the order of the day and people will satisfy your need of agreeing with you and give you all the "lulz", "ARFs" and "LMAFOs" you can handle
If words could kill I fear Dazboots would have just died a particularly painful and humiliating death. Poor kid.
Yeah I'm the same, my WoW account has been inactive for 2 years yet every single day without fail I get an email like that. I actually get more fake WoW spam than I do viagara/enlargement spam !
This is more hilarious than the 'Homefront' trailer I just watched!
And ditto on the WoW spam...haven't played for years and constantly get e-mails. Sheesh there's no escaping the crap that is warcraft! I suppose it's kinda like syphilis....
And ditto on the WoW spam...haven't played for years and constantly get e-mails. Sheesh there's no escaping the crap that is warcraft! I suppose it's kinda like syphilis....
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