How ironic is this?

Wicksta · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:03

dmpoole said:
Sorry lads but I fail to see what you're not understanding.
I'll put it in very simple words that chavs can understand.

Now if you were a bit (well a lot) younger, *that* would be irony.

G|mp · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:05

dmpoole said:
I've been expecting his twin to come along and say something nasty too but it goes over my head now and is totally expected.
And he's right, he hasn't trashed threads but has to come out with nasty comments.

Where was i nasty?

FYI im not the only one thats bored with your constant updates

Tom|Nbk · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:09

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:10

G|mp said:
Where was i nasty?

FYI im not the only one thats bored with your constant updates

I personally use a method that is very effective on a forum.
Its called 'Not going in a thread that bores you and keeping your nasty comments to yourself'.
It works for me and others everytime.
Now go away and stop trolling me and I hope it isn't you sending the disgusting emails.

Morba · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:11

dmpoole said:
I hope it isn't you sending the disgusting emails.

no need for that tbh. silly accusations won't help some peoples opinions of you.

G|mp · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:13

Morba said:
no need for that tbh. silly accusations won't help some peoples opinions of you.

You would also know if it was me dmp, i would quite happily tell you

JBuk · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:17

dmpoole said:
Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs
Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended
I think it fits

I've been expecting his twin to come along and say something nasty too but it goes over my head now and is totally expected.
And he's right, he hasn't trashed threads but has to come out with nasty comments.
The day I **** somebody off on here for talking about their life is the day I leave.

ANYWAY,
I was getting worried so I've been to the woman who ran the course and is now one my work colleagues.
I showed her the letter, she read it, pulled a face, read it again, pulled a bigger face and then shook her head.
She then reminded me that I actually picked my certificate up in front of 200 people at the Wade Hall and gave a speech (my memory is getting worse).
She's seeing into it.

so basically the people who run the course fail at failing

now that is irony

I wouldnt say his comments are nasty, you have to admit you do love to keep everyone updated quite often on whats happening and repeat that you have a new well paid super doopah job and how you teach 14-19 yr olds

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:20

G|mp said:
You would also know if it was me dmp, i would quite happily tell you

thanks

Quag1986 · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:22

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:28

JBuk said:
you have to admit you do love to keep everyone updated quite often on whats happening and repeat that you have a new well paid super doopah job and how you teach 14-19 yr olds

You're right.
The thing is I wasted my life for 27 years with the same company and made no effort to further myself.
The redundancy had a major impact on my life like you wouldn't believe and left me deeply worried about my future and if it wasn't for OCUK I would have gone mental.
I was in exactly the right place at the right time and its moments like this that make you think theres somebody watching over me.
I apologise if I have mentioned my job a few times but I now look forward to going to work which I've never done in the last 33 years.
There will be more

G|mp · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:30

dmpoole said:
You're right.
The thing is I wasted my life for 27 years with the same company and made no effort to further myself.
The redundancy had a major impact on my life like you wouldn't believe and left me deeply worried about my future and if it wasn't for OCUK I would have gone mental.
I was in exactly the right place at the right time and its moments like this that make you think theres somebody watching over me.
I apologise if I have mentioned my job a few times but I now look forward to going to work which I've never done in the last 33 years.
There will be more

Is there people on here that actually want you to update them?

Sinque · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:33

G|mp said:
Is there people on here that actually want you to update them?

I understand where your coming from but this direction of handling it is slightly harsh - but possibly necessary?

JBuk · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:35

dmpoole said:
You're right.
The thing is I wasted my life for 27 years with the same company and made no effort to further myself.
The redundancy had a major impact on my life like you wouldn't believe and left me deeply worried about my future and if it wasn't for OCUK I would have gone mental.
I was in exactly the right place at the right time and its moments like this that make you think theres somebody watching over me.
I apologise if I have mentioned my job a few times but I now look forward to going to work which I've never done in the last 33 years.
There will be more

no need to apologise as i can understand that its something that has changed your life and made you extremely happy , i just notice you mention it a lot , although you cant blame me for laughing thinking jeez hes mentioned it again lol

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:35

G|mp said:
Is there people on here that actually want you to update them?

If people reply then its warranted.
Its very very easy, if you want me to die then send me to Coventry (or Wolverhampton).

I'll try it in this thread tomorrow to see if you can do it

G|mp · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:36

Sinque said:
I understand where your coming from but this direction of handling it is slightly harsh - but possibly necessary?

I wouldnt say it was a necessity, im just curious as to who is interested

G|mp · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:37

dmpoole said:
If people reply then its warranted.
Its very very easy, if you want me to die then send me to Coventry (or Wolverhampton).

I'll try it in this thread tomorrow to see if you can do it

People will always reply to threads, it doesn't mean they are interested in your life !

See if i can do what?

Why would i want you to die?

Are you attention seeking again?

KNiVES · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:39

http://twitter.com/

lol

(joking by the way)

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:40

G|mp said:
People will always reply to threads, it doesn't mean they are interested in your life !
See if i can do what?
Why would i want you to die?
Are you attention seeking again?

The thread to die - just send me to Coventry.

G|mp · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:42

dmpoole said:
The thread to die - just send me to Coventry.

WTF are you on about?

You should have a chat with one of the Doctors at your great job, i think you have a disorder of some kind

Moses99p said:
If people are polite it's warranted?

It's nice you're in a job you like, etc... but imagine if everyone started threads on day to day, run of the mill things, that bring joy to their lives... how rubbish would that be?

It would be called the dmp show, look out for them its on every week

Jock Dodds · 12 Jul 2008 at 17:43

I am interested. I get a vicarious thrill reading about go-getters and jet-setters like this one.

Please, tell me more about that course you failed, the one that a retarded foreigner passed.