How lazy are you?

[Freefaller]

I'm not that lazy really. But I know how to relax when I need to. I do like chilling the hell out over the weekends.

 

[Jonny69]

iyiiy ioftf uhuo onffdr

 

[DanTheMan]

I have a 'bogey wiping corner' on my pc desk because I'm too lazy to walk 5yards to the bathroom to get a tissue.

 

[LoadsaMoney]

A willy waving thread ?

Im to lazy to wave mine.

 

[ElRazur]

I'm so lazy that I purchased a wheelchair and voice synthesis computer just like Stephen Hawkings. I'm annotating this to a slave who is typing for me. The wheelchair has a built in commode so I can just urinate/defecate when and where I feel like it. I also get fed through a tube. I'm not actually thinking about how to put this post together, I'm paying a Jew to think on behalf of me.

The best wily-waving post ever!

 

[Scuzi]

The best wily-waving post ever!

I have a lady slave from Bangkok to wave my willy for me

 

[ElRazur]

Im so lazy that my mum, teachers and lecturer says i am so lazy thati will never amount to nothing. I slept, crap, wee, sex and eat in my bed as i can be bothered not to be lazy.

***Hold on, do any of what i just said make sense.....toss the way other round in bed, too lazy to be bothered***

 

[ElRazur]

I have a lady slave from Bangkok to wave my willy for me

I thought russian babes are better as this kind of occupation?

 

[Scuzi]

I thought russian babes are better as this kind of occupation?

I have a lovely Russian blonde at the weekends. I can't afford her during the week so the Bangkok lady has to do.

 

[ElRazur]

I have a lovely Russian blonde at the weekends. I can't afford her during the week so the Bangkok lady has to do.

Gilly is up for hire from retirement you know. It might be cheaper and more efficient for you.



****Run away before gilly gets here****

 

[Alchemy]

I'm paying a Jew to think on behalf of me.

Hmmm, slightly bad taste I would say.

 

[Scuzi]

I wasn't intended to be in bad taste. It's more like a compliment

 

[ElRazur]

Hmmm, slightly bad taste I would say.

Jews are generally reffered to as being intelligent and tend to work behind the scene.

 

[VeNT]

I'm too lazy to think up a witty remark for this thread

 

[reflex]

I couldnt be bothered to read anything but the title of the thread

kapow!

 

[KizZ]

I am too lazy to be lazy

 

[JoeBoi]

I'm still in bed at twenty to three on a saturday.

You call that lazy son I was in bed till 6 but I got in at half 6 this morning lol

 

[jcb33]

I have a lovely Russian blonde at the weekends. I can't afford her during the week so the Bangkok lady has to do.

hehehe.... My mind is so dirty

Err well im lazy i think.... i have one lie in a week and thats till about 2 in the afternoon.... but then i dont go to bed till three so...... oh and i only wash pots once a day....... thats about it

 

[VeNT]

You call that lazy son I was in bed till 6 but I got in at half 6 this morning lol

tbh, I'm still in bed

 

[JoeBoi]

tbh, I'm still in bed

lol you win m8