How many bones have you broken and how?

Left elbow twice. Once as a nipper ran around the house and fell over, last time I done it was playing football slipped over and broke it again.
 
Left collarbone acting like a **** on my snowboard by landing a B.S 180 on my face in Meribel. Had to board down to the next lift which was literally miles away.
 
Someone just reminded me that as well as my wrist I also fractured the orbit of my eye (press on your lower eye-lid and it's that bone there). Got into a drunken fight one night, a bit one-sided, me surrounded by 5 others, and was punched in the eye. It was painful but I just assumed I'd get a black eye and that'd be it.

Woke up the next morning and blew my nose. Surprisingly my lower eye-lid puffed up like a balloon and stuck out about 2 inches from my face!! Imagine tapping your finger on a balloon and that's just what it was like! Went to the docs and they'd never seen anything like it. My GP called in all the other docs and they were having a good old laugh, getting me to blow my nose and taking pics! Turns out the fracture opened up a hole into my sinuses and when blowing my nose the air from my lungs was leaking through the fracture into the eye-lid :)

Am really glad I didn't have a cold at the time..can you image how messy that would have got?! I still have stretch marks on the eye-lid as well.
 
Broken nose is a fight
Broken nose swimming (nutted the bottom :rolleyes: )
Broken nose falling off my bike
Broken nose fall off a wall

its a little wonky now,

Shatterd right wrist falling off my bike
Broken right wrist falling off my bike
broken left elbow skating
Cracked skull falling off my bike
Dislocated and broken my left elbow in 3 places, doesnt work so good now from falling off a big wall

meh i think i will be borked soon
 
Broken Wrist (playing football)
Fractured Atlas bone and 1 other vertebrae and broke vertebra 4 (iirc) (motorcycle accident).
 
2x Broken wrists (At the same time) - Fell off a rope swing. Was 7 at the time so didn't mind my mum wiping my ass :)
1x Broken Tooth - Headed the bottom of a swimming pool.
 
Probably loads but i cba going 2 the doctors so i just fix it myself or just leave it to fix itself.
eg. all my right hand fingers trapped in a car door, and left ankle after a front flip :D
So none that a doctor has said.
 
Shattered my knee playing rugby, a guy trod on my and his stud went in a bit to far, was on crutches for 5 odd months.

Was on rugby tour in Paris not so long ago and i broke my opposite numbers nose. Went up to catch a ball from a lineout, lifted my arm at an angle and smashed him one by accident. He feel a good 6 feet and got up straight away.... then fell down.
 
Broke my right arm in 9 different places when I was 12, right the way from the elbow to the shoudler.

Did it play wrestling with my best mate, he fell on it backwards and it snapped onto the floor backdoors.. bloody hurt.
 
Megahurtz400 said:
Just a bit if a random thread out of boredom.

Me:

Right-arm, Greenstick fracture, Rugby

Left arm
+ Both from MTB stack last saturday :(
Collar Bone

Now its your turn :p
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Probably cracked toes a few times by kicking the corner of something by accident.

Almost my nose once - came off my bike down a hill when I was about 9 :p.

Other than that, nothing.
 
Collar bone when I was about 12 years old, falling off a "cliff"
Finger whilst playing football, 15 years old
Smashed my patella, broke my arm and sternum in car crash, 17 yrs old.
Broke toe playing football, 22 yrs old.
 
Broke my arm playing in goal in football and that's it.

I've had quite a few massive lumps on head from cricket bats/trees/the floor. It didn't used to bother me that much until everyone runs over and goes WTF!!11 LOOK AT THE ******* SIZE OF THAT LUMP!!!!11. Which then made me cry lol. No lasting damage though.

Sprained my ankle a few times as well.
 
broke my left collar bone, realised after taking off from the jump that I was supposed to put the wheels of the bmx down first and not my shoulder. :rolleyes:
 
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