Right, here we go.
Cracked a rib by running into a car when I was in year 6 at primary school (yes *I* ran into the car - not the other way round).
Broke my foot jumping over a bed.
Broke both big toes at aikido (damn mats!). Broke both middle fingers on each hand, one week apart and both caused by my uncle (!!!).
I *think* that's it.