How many do you tick (ladies queue up and lol)

Meat eating, beer swilling football watcher?, is this list compiler deranged?
I'm sure there's nothing more romantic than a kebab breath with an aftertaste of a chemically forced brew while he tells you all about overpaid rapists.

Earns more money than the other half?, hang on, You burn your bra and bang on about glass ceilings for this?

Educated to degree level? "There are 360 degrees, why continually choose 90?" a paraphrase of Zaha Hadid (CBE).

Regularly rings mum?, surely that depends on whether it is to find out if she is ok or to ask for her help in boiling some toast.
Besides, I've been lead to believe that you think it is a signal that he still isn't committed to you.

5,8,10 all ask the same question regarding fashion.

*shakes head* Utter guff.
 
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I thought it was blue eyes that were supposed to be considered more attractive? And clean shaven? What ever happened to designer stubble or the rugged beard?

I got 18 points. I'm blue eyed and ginger, and do not possess a single v-neck jumper. I also do not earn anywhere near 48 grand (wtf? Ambitious much?), nor do I drive an Audi. I do, however, have a stunning dress sense and I'm 6'4". Go me.
 
TBH it doesn't matter how many of those you tick if you're a fugly bast, you're still getting nowhere unless the lass has impaired vision. :p
 
1.Six feet tall
5.Smart dress sense
6.A beer / lager drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Holds a driving licence
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tyre
30.Rings mum regularly
 
DirtyJester said:
Ok just happened to log out of my email and noticed this and honestly felt it was worthy of posting in GD (deffo not Motors) ;)

So how many of the below list do you tick...

1.Six feet tall YES
2.Muscly, toned and athletic YES
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair YES
5.Smart dress sense YES
6.A beer / lager drinker YES
7.Non-smoker YES
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper YES
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes YES
10.Stylish YES
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat YES
15.Clean shaven YES
16.Smooth chest YES
17.Watches soaps YES
18.Enjoys watching football YES
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level YES
21.Earns more than his other half YES
22.Jokes around and has a laugh YES
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset YES
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it YES
25.Admits it when he looks at other women YES
26.Holds a driving licence YES
27.Can swim YES
28.Can ride a bike YES
29.Can change a tyre YES
30.Rings mum regularly YES

Link for full details http://him.uk.msn.com/sex-and-dating/womens-perfect-man-how-many-of-the-30-points-do-you-tick :D

For record I ticked 22 :D
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25, is that good or bad??
 
Moses said:
Like football + beer/lager drinker? It'll be a stupid survey where they're like, 'do you prefer your man to watch football, or Desperate Housewives, when out with the guys?' 'Cause those things are manly, or at least not poncy, or whatever.

Lol @ you pre-ticking off the £48k earnings point, when you're still at uni.
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Yeah, I'm not so sure that women really like beer drinking football watching men, but maybe I'm deluded xD

And the pre-ticking 48k, is once I'm qualified I will probably tick it... So maybe 4/5 years down the line.....

Gf said I get 18 though.. :(

Also what counts as regular when phoning your mum?

kd
 
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