Poll: How many sandwiches ? (now with a poll!)

How many sandwiches?

  • 1 Sandwich

    Votes: 229 53.0%
  • 2 Sandwiches

    Votes: 144 33.3%
  • We should be banned for letting this go on so long

    Votes: 59 13.7%

  • Total voters
    432
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Has anyone seen the 'Slim prets' or whatever they're called, the sandwiches that Pret a Manger (sp?) sells, that are in fact half of the size of what they are usually. Well guess what, Yahoo news and Prets themselves both say they're half a sandwich, not a 'small sandwich'.

http://uk.biz.yahoo.com/050908/241/frkul.html

Now I'm not going to disagree with either of them, one makes scrummy sandwiches, the other is a pretty reputable source.
Silly northerners :p
 
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Al Vallario said:
The definition of a rug is "a floor covering consisting of a piece of thick heavy fabric", likewise the definition of a sandwich is "two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them".

your saying there that a sandwich is made from 2(or more) slices of bread, but the question says that the slices are getting cut in half, which means that each half doesnt have 2 slices (or more) of bread, but 2 half slices of bread, which makes one slice of bread, which means that it cannot be 2 sandwiches.
 
Amoeba said:
Crusts are too small to be sandwiches - just as really tall thin bread would be if you could buy it in the shops :p

And why can't a 6" x 3" rug be classed as a rug? What else has it become? Assuming there are no tassles on the ends which would obviously be missing if they were cut off, then surely the cut up rug is just as ruggy as a big rug? Albeit a bit smaller..

that cant be a rug because 6 inches by 3 inches is probably too small for a patchwork quilt, let alone a rug :p
 
Lui said:
your saying there that a sandwich is made from 2(or more) slices of bread, but the question says that the slices are getting cut in half, which means that each half doesnt have 2 slices (or more) of bread, but 2 half slices of bread, which makes one slice of bread, which means that it cannot be 2 sandwiches.
There is no standard size for a slice of bread. You can have small slices, large slices and everything inbetween; they're still slices of bread :)
 
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Al Vallario said:
There is no standard size for a slice of bread. You can have small slices, large slices and everything inbetween; they're still slices of bread :)

yeah, there may be different sized slices of bread, but if you cut one slice of bread in half, it is no longer a slice, which means that there arnt 2 slices of bread making the "sandwich", but 2 halfs, so it is still one sandwhich cut into 2 :)
 
Lui said:
yep, i think hes on our side now, it is two slices of a sandwich, as in two halfs :p
Nonono, I was explaining that a slice of bread is still a slice of bread once sliced, therefore it can still form part of a whole sandwich.

I'll never give in! NEVER! :p
 
Okay, let's call the sandwich x. You've got 1x. 1x/2 makes x/2. It means i've 0.5 of a whole sandwich or, 100% of 2 smaller sandwiches that are 50% the size of x.
So using my newly found mathematical "I take Mathematics and Physics for A Level" knowledge, I can confidently say the bloke has...

...100% of 2 smaller sandwiches that at 50% the size of x, x being the big sandwich
This conclusion is supported by the Albert Einstein of the internet, Wikipedia.

Wikipedia said:
The sandwich is a food item typically consisting of two slices of bread between which are laid one or more layers of meat, vegetable, cheese, or other fillings, together with optional or traditionally provided condiments, sauces, and other accompaniments. The bread is often either lightly buttered, covered in a flavoured oil when baked, or oil is added into the sandwich to enhance flavour.

Sandwiches are commonly carried to work or school in lunchboxes or brown paper bags (sandwich bags) to be eaten as the midday meal, taken on picnics, hiking trips, or other outings. They are also served in many restaurants as entrées, and are sometimes eaten at home, either as a quick meal or as part of a larger meal. As part of a full meal sandwiches are traditionally accompanied with such side dishes as a serving of soup (soup-and-sandwich), a salad (salad-and-sandwich), or potato chips and a pickle or coleslaw.

Variations
he term "sandwich" has been expanded—especially in the United States—to include items made with other "breads" such as tortilla, rolls and focaccia. Thus hamburgers and "subs", for example, are called "sandwiches" in the United States, although not in the midwest, south or western states or most other English-speaking countries (since they are not made with slices of bread from a loaf).

The nearest traditional Scandinavian equivalent is generally known elsewhere as an "open" or "open-face" sandwich, i.e. a single slice of bread with meat, fish, cheese, etc. as a topping, although the sandwich with two slices of bread has become more commonplace in recent times. This open-face variation is also prevalent in Russia, where it is known as a buterbrod (бутерброд, from the German word for "buttered bread").

In India, sandwiches are often vegetarian, the most common type being the vegetable sandwich.

In the UK, particularly in the north of England they are known, informally, as 'butties' or 'sarnies'. This is particularly the case with sandwiches including freshly-cooked bacon and butter, though other forms of 'butty' use other ingredients and mayonnaise. A sandwich filled with chips (US: french fries) is known as a 'chip buttie' (also butty). In French countries you might see this referred to as un Belge: a Belgian (sandwich). Another informal English name is 'sarnie'. In Scotland, sandwiches are called 'pieces'. One Australian slang term for sandwich is 'sanger'. In South Africa sandwiches are sometimes called 'sarmies'.

Origin
The sandwich was named after John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, an 18th-century English aristocrat, although it is unlikely to have been invented by him. It is said that Lord Sandwich was fond of this form of food because it allowed him to continue gambling while eating. The name of the earldom comes from that of the English village of Sandwich in Kent—from the Old English Sandwic, meaning "sand place".

Nowadays some types of sandwich are too unwieldy to be held in one hand, thus defeating Montagu's original purpose, and must be eaten with a knife and fork, or at least with both hands. In some countries it is considered proper always to use cutlery to eat sandwiches.

Industry
According to the Washington Post, the USA sandwich business was worth $105 billion US in sales in 2003, with a 6% annual growth.

British Sandwich Week, organised by the British Sandwich Association which represents the sandwich industry in the United Kingdom , occurs on the week beginning on the second Sunday of May. In many economically deprived regions of England and Wales the sandwich is the only school provided lunch for those students who cannot afford to buy their own lunch.

Mathematics ;)
The sandwich theorem, frequently used in calculus and real analysis, states that if a real-valued function (the filling) lies everywhere between two other real-valued functions (the bread) which both converge to the same limit, then the "middle function" also converges to that limit.

The ham sandwich theorem can be used to prove mathematically that a single cut can divide two pieces of bread and the filling each exactly in half.

Examples
Sandwiches vary greatly both in their style—how they are put together—and their fillings. Not every style can be used with every filling.


That settles it then :) Now someone go and make me a ham, salad sandwich.
 
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Al Vallario said:
I'm not crazy enough to read a 9 page thread on sandwiches, but here's my analysis:

A sandwich is not of a fixed, standard size. If you take a pizza, for example. I'll go with the standard perception of a pizza here; it has to be round to be classified as a pizza. If you cut it in two, you don't have two pizzas, you have one cut in two. That's because the pizza has to be 100% round.

However, as sandwiches are not of a standard size, you can divide them and create more sandwiches. That's because it doesn't lose any of the attributes that define it as a sandwich when it's cut :)
If that were true, you could cut them in half again. And again. And again. Indefinitely.

So, when you start out with two slices of bread and some filling, are you making a sandwich or a nearly infinite number of sub-atomic sandwich components, each of which is a sandwich in it's own right, subject only to your dexterity with a knife and the sharpness of such instrument? And what if you were to use an excimer laser to cut the sandwich, rather than a knife?
 
Al Vallario said:
Nonono, I was explaining that a slice of bread is still a slice of bread once sliced, therefore it can still form part of a whole sandwich.

I'll never give in! NEVER! :p

hmm, so going by that logic, do you make a sandwich out of 2 loafs of bread, since a loaf of bread is cut into pieces (slices), the same as the sandwich, does that mean that when you buy a loaf of bread that you are actually buying 30 loafs (or however many slices are in a loaf)?

edit - all this sandwich talk is making me hungry

*goes off to make 2 (as in 4 slices of bread) egg and bacon sarnies (as in 2 sandwiches made from 4 slices of bread cut in half) :p
 
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Sequoia said:
If that were true, you could cut them in half again. And again. And again. Indefinitely.

So, when you start out with two slices of bread and some filling, are you making a sandwich or a nearly infinite number of sub-atomic sandwich components, each of which is a sandwich in it's own right, subject only to your dexterity with a knife and the sharpness of such instrument? And what if you were to use an excimer laser to cut the sandwich, rather than a knife?
Exactly! If you take the number 256, you can split it into two lots of 128. Each of those 128's are just as much a number as the original 256. You could then divide it again into 4 lots of 64. The 64's are still fully-fledged numbers, and should be treated as such.

As long as it's two (or more) slices (Which, as I said, do not have to be a standard size) of bread surrounding a filling, it's still a sandwich. Where it's origins lie is irrelevant, as it's still a sandwich!
 
Al Vallario said:
As long as it's two (or more) slices (Which, as I said, do not have to be a standard size) of bread surrounding a filling, it's still a sandwich. Where it's origins lie is irrelevant, as it's still a sandwich!
Lui's going to make 2 sandwiches. One of them he's going to cut in ten pieces, the other will remain intact. If you ask him for one of his sandwiches, and he hands you a little wedge, will you mind? :)
 
Raist said:
Lui's going to make 2 sandwiches. One of them he's going to cut in ten pieces, the other will remain intact. If you ask him for one of his sandwiches, and he hands you a little wedge, will you mind? :)
I'd be a little miffed that he hadn't blessed me with one of the larger sandwiches, but I'd received a sandwich nonetheless. Sandwich size is a variable ;)
 
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