How many times have you dialled 999?

Once, on a night out, after watching three chaps chase some random lad all the way down Prince of Wales Road (main clubbing street in Norwich) and proceeded to kick two shades of grey out of him. Called it in and guided all their CCTV and plain clothes guys straight to it! Not bad for a semi-drunken state!
 
bJN said:
Once, on a night out, after watching three chaps chase some random lad all the way down Prince of Wales Road (main clubbing street in Norwich) and proceeded to kick two shades of grey out of him. Called it in and guided all their CCTV and plain clothes guys straight to it! Not bad for a semi-drunken state!
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At least it wasn't 50 shades of grey....
 
Had to call them recently as someone decided to try and kick the door in at the front of my flat at 3am.

The police arrived about 5 min later and said they would go looking for them and come back for a statement. 30 min later I get a call from an operator saying they were held up and would be another 15 min. Got a call an hour after that and said they were too busy and they would come see me the next day...never heard from them again about it.
 
Between 10 to 15 times.

1) Ambulance, some old guy had fallen over at the train station and knocked his head.
2) Ambulance, some old lady had fallen over outside a shop in the wind.
3) Fire engine, alarm in the building of flats kept going off and they had to check it out.

Repeat 3 about 10 times

4) Police, witnessed a drunken brawl which got out of hand for some lad.
 
Once, I was upstairs in the house when 4 people decided to break in through the window which is 7ft of the ground, they used the wheelie bin.
 
Once. Some idiot was lying drunk and seemingly unconscious in the middle of the road. I called the paramedics and they started to run me through the steps to make sure he was ok etc.. Then some drunk girl phones 999 and the operator I'm already talking to realises someone next to her is dealing with the situation - talking to this drunk girl - and tells me to hang up. Anyway the ambulance showed up and the paramedic started pulling really hard on his sideburns to see if he was messing around. He didn't respond but when they started moving him into the back of the van he soon woke up. Just attention seeking I guess.
 
A few times 4 or 5 at work. Once in the the house when my uncle was eating a fish supper and his denture bridge came out and he choked.

Called the police to a fight outside my house once. A gang of neds arguing and fighting amongst each other. The operater asked if there were any weapons and would an ambulance be needed. I said well they have glass Bucky bottles so yeah that's about equivalent to an ak 47. Then I thought who gives a **** if the muppets need an ambulance, right now I need a meat wagon full.
 
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