How much toast do you think you can eat?

I reckon I could manage a lot with jam, I wouldn't want to try it though [gay] It'd go straight to my thighs [/gay].
 
FrostedNipple said:
are you allowed to throw up and continue eating? If so i reckon i could do it till i fell asleep.
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erm dunno...would you want to regurgitate all that lovely toast and start again, i would imagine that after you had been sick you throat would be pretty sore....not really the best injury to carry when attempting a toast record.
 
I could do at least half a loaf with good helpings of luvly anchor butter, spread generously over it.

I'm not gonna go as far to say I could eat a whole loaf though, that would take some doing.
 
zootfloot said:
erm dunno...would you want to regurgitate all that lovely toast and start again, i would imagine that after you had been sick you throat would be pretty sore....not really the best injury to carry when attempting a toast record.
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Nah, if it was good for the Romans... :D
 
zootfloot said:
ON the fact that you said "more than that".

Did you mean more than 15, more than 4?

Can you give us a figure?
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I meant more than 15, and no I cannot give you a figure, as I've not tried it.

15 doesn't seem all that high to me. I usually eat 8 pieces of toast with a fry-up.
 
Raymond Lin said:
it depends what kind of bread.
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It also depends what style, you need proper man toast like this


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i've never tried but even 4 slices doesn't hit the button for me, so i could eat a lot more!
 
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Gilly said:
I meant more than 15, and no I cannot give you a figure, as I've not tried it.

15 doesn't seem all that high to me. I usually eat 8 pieces of toast with a fry-up.
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And thats kinda the point of this thread i suppose, its like the how many cream crackers can you eat thing.

15 isnt a ridiculous high amount, but it is probably more than the average toast consumer has even tried to eat.

I often have 6 slices of bread with my tea, or will easily eat 4 bacon sarnies (8 slices of bread).

How do we know how much toast we are able to eat until we give it a try?

I have a fairly big appetite but dont know if i would be able to knack 30 slices of toast, but could probably destroy the equivalent weight in pizza.

Is any of this making sense btw?
 
I think the rules need tiding you up a little bit hear...

1. Do we get Tea and or Juice?
2. Is vomiting permitted?
3. Is this buttered?

I think if number 2 is allowed, I could go on for a good three loaves.

If we get tea and butter, I think I could manage a loaf and a half.

With just tea, probably a loaf.. and with no tea and no butter, I think I'd crumble after about 8 slices.
 
Ciphon said:
I think the rules need tiding you up a little bit hear...

1. Do we get Tea and or Juice?
2. Is vomiting permitted?
3. Is this buttered?

I think if number 2 is allowed, I could go on for a good three loaves.

If we get tea and butter, I think I could manage a loaf and a half.

With just tea, probably a loaf.. and with no tea and no butter, I think I'd crumble after about 8 slices.
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Good idea with regards to rules, i propose the following then:

1)All toast must be consumed within 30 minutes

2)No vomitting, if you vomit your OUT!

3)Butter/margarine/spread only

4)1 brew allowed only be it tea or coffee (fresh OJ/Apple juice for the gheys)

5)The bread must be normal sliced bread (white/brown/wholemeal) not that garbage danish stuff that is half the size.

6)The bread must be toasted, not just lightly heated like i have seen some people have.

Is everyone happy with these rules?
 
My god, you guys can put it away, I take it most people on here are overweight? I've never probably ate more than 2 pieces toast in one sitting. You guys would cream me at an eating comp... Drinking comp however, now that would be a different story!haha. I reckon I would be victorious.
Before the health and safety brigade flame me, I Know, It's not big and it's not clever...but it's a reet good crack.
 
On those rules iv done 18 before...

Was after a few special ciggarettes though......

In the real world half an hour about 8-10, i really like goot buttered toast
 
NEOMARXIST said:
My god, you guys can put it away, I take it most people on here are overweight? I've never probably ate more than 2 pieces toast in one sitting. You guys would cream me at an eating comp... Drinking comp however, now that would be a different story!haha. I reckon I would be victorious.
Before the health and safety brigade flame me, I Know, It's not big and it's not clever...but it's a reet good crack.
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i challenge you to a toast and drinking contest

and i'm skinny as a rake
 
zootfloot said:
Good idea with regards to rules, i propose the following then:

1)All toast must be consumed within 30 minutes

2)No vomitting, if you vomit your OUT!

3)Butter/margarine/spread only

4)1 brew allowed only be it tea or coffee (fresh OJ/Apple juice for the gheys)

5)The bread must be normal sliced bread (white/brown/wholemeal) not that garbage danish stuff that is half the size.

6)The bread must be toasted, not just lightly heated like i have seen some people have.

Is everyone happy with these rules?
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So it's a timed challenge ? how much toast you can eat in 30 mins ? or do you have 30 mins per slice ?

One single brew ? *gets a jug out*

I think this should become a competition.
 
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