How on earth do you eat a Vanilla slice without splitting it!

Things change I've changed · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:06

Like the one below,

How on earth do you eat these things?, I love treating myself to one now again but they are like a mensa test every time you have one, the stress of how to devour it puts me off.

LOAM · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:08

Rotate 90 degrees, push it in.

asim18 · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:10

Man up!

I just take great big bites. It does get messy but it just doesn't matter because it tastes so good. I just wash/lick my face and hands after.

nas · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:12

lowrider007 said:
How on earth do you eat these things?

in one or two goes.

nuttyprot · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:14

Eat it over your other half. Then the bits that fall of clean up

(preferably with yer tongue not a brush it may hurt them).

The $6m Dan · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:15

LOAM said:
Rotate 90 degrees, push it in.

Like this, so the pastry is vertical not horizontal.

Phate · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:15

LOAM said:
Rotate 90 degrees, push it in.

So much wrong with this post

SexyGreyFox · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:17

I'm an expert.
You rotate it while licking the insides out so it gradually gets smaller and then you eat it like a biscuit.

ryu · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:17

no idea, but so wish i had one right now to try

arc@css · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:17

Give it a good licking, that always works. That way there's no overflow.

Biohazard · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:18

Yuck.

Van Hellseek · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:18

So many innuendo's.

Cosimo · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:19

A few licks and shove it in.

Vonhelmet · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:20

asim18 said:
It does get messy but it just doesn't matter because it tastes so good. I just wash/lick my face and hands after.

Are we still talking about vanilla slices?

~>Dg<~ · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:25

from behind .. oh wait

OpenToSuggestions · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:28

dmpoole said:
I'm an expert.
You rotate it while licking the insides out so it gradually gets smaller and then you eat it like a biscuit.

That sounds like something your wife would do at a meal in a restaurant as part of a sexual tease

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[FnG]magnolia · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:32

Cut it in half. Then you have two vanilla slices.

J-FRO · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:35

[FnG]magnolia;18899064 said:
Cut it in half. Then you have two vanilla slices.

buy 2 vanilla slices, slice them both in half then you have 4!

ta da!

Van Hellseek · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:35

Chocolate eclairs > vanilla slices.

Aod · 13 Apr 2011 at 23:37

Van Hellseek said:
Chocolate eclairs > vanilla slices.

BLASPHEMY!