How should I kill my mouse?

[Ucof]

Video of you throwing it as high as you can.

Get someone with a camera that can take multiple shots in a short space of time, and then get some pictures of you hitting it as hard as you can with a cricket bat!

 

[SoliD]

Feed it to a snake!!!

 

[Nimble]

They always ask you to smash up anything when you ask for a new one, instead of sending it back to them.

They don't always ask you to, I recently got a G5 replaced and still have the old G5. Could probably fix it actually, I think it's just the cable that's faulty.

 

[iviv]

Thermite, its the only way to be sure!

 

[Dutchman]

It's a trap, when you send the photo of your mouse broken to bits they will claim you deliberately broke it and send you a court summons for fraud. I know Dutch people !

 

[Heofz]

So like, "my mouse isn't working" -> "prove it by smashing it up" !!

They are dutch, nobody can be bothered to sort out the faulty goods there

I reckon it's up to which operator you get that decides what you'll have to do. I wonder if there's a guy who requests you take pics of the mouse on your head

 

[Greenlizard0]

My boyfriend took a hammer to mine, they're surprisingly sturdy mice!

I was genuinely surprised at how strong it is versus a hammer. Yet broke so easy with normal use.

 

[Vixen]

They don't always ask you to, I recently got a G5 replaced and still have the old G5. Could probably fix it actually, I think it's just the cable that's faulty.

They ask for their top end products and the revolution is their most expensive mouse. I think it's a newer thing since a lot of people were calling up and claiming for things they'd never even owned and getting brand new replacements sent out. I didn't have to do anything when my m700 stopped charging but when the replacement revolution broke they asked me to damage it so it was visably unusable.

 

[Snaggle]

bring it up to me and i will shoot it full of holes for ya . Pick yer poison .22/.17hmr/.223/.22-250/.243 or shotgun

 

[dangerstat]

They ask for their top end products and the revolution is their most expensive mouse. I think it's a newer thing since a lot of people were calling up and claiming for things they'd never even owned and getting brand new replacements sent out. I didn't have to do anything when my m700 stopped charging but when the replacement revolution broke they asked me to damage it so it was visably unusable.

This may be correlated with the fact you have boobs.

 

[Frapple]

Trebuchet

 

[Glaucus]

Build an alpha man sized mouse trap powered by explosives or fire.

 

[ShaolinDreams]

do you have access to the ocuk orbital nuke launcher?

serious note chop in half and fry in a pan, remember to season well.

 

[AtlanticP]

Build an alpha man sized mouse trap powered by explosives or fire.

wrong thread Acid hehe

 

[-TNT-]

barbeque it

 

[Sin_Chase]

I got a replacement G15 keyboard, all they wanted was for me to cut the USB end off.

I say got, they sent one. DHL lost it.

 

[I get around]

Blender, video it.
Or drop a piano on it.

 

[NickK]

Couple of options that are only limited by your pilfering skills:

Mouse + lit spill + liquid oxygen.

Multiple Defibrillator Capacitors wired up with a switch, place mouse between electrodes. Flick switch.

Take sand blasting lance and give it a brief bath.

 

[DarkShadow]

Shove it up your bum and suffocate it.

In hysterics here

Attach it to rocket firework and record it. If the aftermath is cosmetic do Vixen's suggestions. Both of all worlds!

Logitech have the best customer service tbh.

 

[Marky]

Blend It.
Microwave It.
Kick It In The Ovaries.