How to escape a rear strangle?

[p4radox]

As much as Bas methods would likely be brutally effective - they're also rather brutal in general and in some situations would perhaps push the boundaries of 'reasonable force'.

penn and teller raised a few valid points in the martial arts episode of their series bull**** - unfortunately I can't link to it here but its rather amusing - google: 'penn and teller martial arts'

Oh I agree completely. I just find the guy hilarious.

 

[Edrof]

What if the assailant was female ?

In that case: 'The Ostrich Tickles The Clam', followed by 'The Tiger Motorboats'

 

[Vonhelmet]

What if the assailant was female ?

Stand and teabag.

 

[Psypher5]

lean to the side with your shoulder and quickly turn around, then suplex them.

 

[Castiel]

You just drop to the floor, anyone can do it and its the only viable way out for either sex of any build.

Same as if anyone grabs your arm, you break to the thumbs, doesnt matter how strong they are, they wont be able to keep hold of you.
If someone grabs your clothes at the front, you break with your elbows down on top of theirs then strike as they come forward.

You don't fight much do you?

 

[Psypher5]

i was going to say thumbs in a proper answer. Bend the thumb and anyone will let go.

 

[d_brennen]

Thread summery: OP is naked and in a headlock, being taken roughly from behind by a chunky lass in a suit of armor.

Soltion: Find a less adventurous sexual deviance and a gentler lover

 

[Edrof]

This thread is like "Spec me a keyboard hero".

 

[~>Dg<~]

keyser soze

 

[UncleRuckus]

Handjob your way out, can be done in 99% of urban combat situations

HAHA! nearly spat my tea, you bugger!

Could you imagine that; you're back strangling somebody then he starts beating your meat , I'd run a mile!

 

[Energize]

Get a knife out of your pocket and thrust it into them.

 

[Pate]

Whatever you do, do quickly. Got a few seconds before you lose power and die.

 

[WingZero30]

Pretend to be unconcious.

When they realise you are 'knocked out' and loosen the grip, there is your chance to get away.

 

[uksoldierboy]

Depends really, if the attacker locks you up in a rear naked, you'll only have a few se conds at most before u passout.
Natural reaction is to grap the front arm around the neck, but this pointless as you'll get your fingers caught between your neck and his forearm, instead of going for the front arm, go for the other thats applying all the power on the back of your head.
If standing, have a forward stance, lean foward slighty and pull his hand off to the side of your head, his weight will shift to that side, turn your body with him and you'll have hip tossed him off. hopefully.
Hes hit the deck leaving you to land on him with a elbow or knee, or of course free to run.
On the floor is the same technique, but spin out and sprawl/run

 

[Podmonkey]

Get an erection and begin rubbing their thigh. They will let go. from here its up to you if you run away or try and pull.

 

[Wyrdo]

Distract them with fish fingers

 

[eatcustard]

call Chuck Norris for help

 

[The Funktopus]

Just don't go out for a drink with John Leslie in the first place?

 

[DM]

If someone gets you in a strangle whereby it a single arm wrapped tightly around the front of your neck or rope/belt etc from behind what are your options to survive if any ?

Be honest, do you suffer from this problem often?

Anyway iv got the answer right here, you duck tape 2 wing mirrors to the side of your head so you can see the belt wealding ******* coming, what you think of that then? hmmmm?

 

[Morba]

Get your wang out and wee on their leg while laughing.