How to get boss back?

couldnt think of much else tbh :p ,


Rub dog poo up the inside of his door handles ?

Car door handles this is...



So when he opens the car door he gets a nice suprise, watching it would make me pmsl...


:eek: TBH
 
leonarmston said:
re-arrange the keys on his keyboard :D
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Actually did that at work once to a guy who reckoned he never needed to look at his keyboard and could touch type perfectly.

Was funny as hell watching him trying to figure out what was going on :p
 
Every morning put a line of mustard along the front splitter of his car. Within a fortnight his car will have a manly beard making everyone point at him as he drives along.
 
Superglue + car ignition.

Or if you’ve seen those videos about diet coke and mentos. Challenge him to a diet coke drinking contest and then proceed to offer him a few mints… MWAHAHHA
–bang-
 
Killerkebab said:
Put loads of sugar into his fuel tank.
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Doesnt that only work on diesels ?

Cause it makes the fuel in the tank go into a gunky goo that blocks the fuel pump :eek:


I think he would almost definately get fired for that :p
 
Try to convince him that actually he is in a reality TV show called "No food for Doreen" and that to win it and claim his million pound prize he must taunt an old lady in a cage (Doreen) by stuffing his face with lardy cream cakes and chips stopping only briefly to goad Doreen with a sharp stick.

Once he is fully convinced call the police.
 
Hehe some great ideas but way too many involving sleeping with dead people :p

Keyboard one sounds good.. I was thinking about those small joke programs you can get as well (like fake virus etc)?
 
Send an email from his pc, to his wife,..


Something about a new holiday. Except your going to link him to the truely sickening " MEATSPIN " :eek:


*Crys In Corner Of Room *
 
lmfao at some of the replies, 5 stars imo

celing cat picture as his desktop
fake poo on his deck, hell go the whole hog with real poo
unplug the network cable, that winds people up
nick his mouseball and hold it randsom with notes writtin in newspaper cuttings
 
take a screenshot of his desktop whilst hiding the mouse pointer

make it his background after removing all of his icons

now he can try and click on them all day :p

you have no idea how effective this is on anyone who's not too sure about computer :D
 
Duke said:
Hehe some great ideas but way too many involving sleeping with dead people :p

Keyboard one sounds good.. I was thinking about those small joke programs you can get as well (like fake virus etc)?
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Blue screen of death Screensaver :p
 
not suitable to mention on a family forum!!


A Life changing event when i was linked to that website, i cant close my eyes to sleep at night :eek:


EDIT : Get his mum drunk, take photos of her in her undergarments ;) and then set it as his desktop background.

( Im probably going to get called sick for that :p )
 
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