How to get boss back?

Mohinder said:
Only 17? Psh. That means you're gay. Anyone who doesn't watch at least a hundred isn't comfortable with their sexuality and is therefore a closet vagina decliner.
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it doesn't go up to a hundred, after 45 spins it says that you're officially gay
edit: actually it doesn't stop :(
 
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Duke said:
Ok after setting up my boss with a few stinks of customers :evil: he put a gay porn wallpaper on my work PC lol.

What can I do back? :) Was thinking of slapping on a load of England flags / L Plates etc to his beemer but I'm sure you lot can help me out with something better :p
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You could get him back by going to HR and saying that he's harassing you with gay porn.

That'll learn him :p
 
Set up a remote access that will allow you to control his desktop. You can move his mouse cursor and close windows when he opens them, plus much more.
 
A good one i've seen done is to plug a USB mouse into this PC alongside his normal mouse and hide the 2nd one on the floor, then when he is using his PC start moving the mouse on the floor with your foot and clicking the buttons. When he asks if you are playing around just hold both hands up in the air and give it the old innocent 'What me Guv? Nah, you must have a virus!'

Hours of fun!

:D
 
Another good one is to hook up a microphone and turn on speach to text in office.

It will keep inserting random nonsense into everything and will drive him nuts for days as it tries to make sense of the noises in the office.

hehe.
 
Chocki said:
Another good one is to hook up a microphone and turn on speach to text in office.

It will keep inserting random nonsense into everything and will drive him nuts for days as it tries to make sense of the noises in the office.

hehe.
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I like this one, you could even stash the mic at your desk and quote HAL, "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? "
 
Register him to OcUK and subscribe him to this thread for email notifications :D

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Found this on my webspace someone on here i think (ages ago) done it for revenge - I know I added the owned tho :

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hehehe slightly ot but my parents keyboard back home has always looked very odd .... it took me a couple of weeks to realise that its because the letters are in the top right of the keys instead of the top left... a small difference to normality is very hard to notice yet very disconcerting as you try to work out what the hell is wrong

so many good choices in this thread though any of them would be a winner :)
 
Ok so I showed my boss "that meat page" and he actually watched it for a good few mins :eek:

He found it funny :p

I will leave it a week and actually trick him with something good.. current favs are cress in keyboard and swapping the keys around on the keyboard :)
 
Get the wholes office the resign on the same day because they want to start a cult dedicated to the worship of Chris Barrie.

Or open is sunroof and fill it with those little foam beeds you get in been bags.

Or bribe some gypsies to move in to his garden.
 
Full page spread in the local paper congratulating him on finally coming out :D

Just be careful doing stuff in work, he is your boss after all.
 
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