How to get boss back?

Duke · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:41

Ok after setting up my boss with a few stinks of customers :evil: he put a gay porn wallpaper on my work PC lol.

What can I do back?

Was thinking of slapping on a load of England flags / L Plates etc to his beemer but I'm sure you lot can help me out with something better

The_TailGunner · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:42

gaffa tape a haddock to the underside of his desk

sniffy · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:43

Turd in a pillow.

Always the turd in a pillow.

atpbx · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:45

Paint all his light bulbs black so when he switches the lights on it actually gets darker.

penski · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:46

Shag his mum.

*n

ArmoVanBuuren · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:48

re-arrange the keys on his keyboard

TaKeN · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:52

penski said:
Shag his mum.

*n

PMSL !!

Thats made my day for some reason !!

ballistic · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:53

frame him for killing JFK

cleanbluesky · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:53

Exhume dead relatives of his, and mail them to him via Royal Mail... but, and here's where the really devious part comes in... ONLY VIA 2ND CLASS...

cleanbluesky · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:54

ballistic said:
frame him for killing JFK

Go back in time and make him kill JFK

SourChipmunk · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:54

WS_TailGunner said:
gaffa tape a haddock to the underside of his desk

Open can of tuna on his PSU. The heat makes it stink, and the fan forces the smell throughout the office.

TripleT · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:54

Stick a sign on his car along the lines of "I'm a raving homo and like to touch young boys" in a place which he won't notice when walking to his car after work

Matblack · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:55

ovaries?

MB

ballistic · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:56

shag his dad

Matblack · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:56

ballistic said:
shag his dad

Shag his Mum's Dad!

MB

TheCrow · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:57

find his address, and sign him up to every free gay catalouge(sp?) mailing co. u can find.

Soulja · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:57

ballistic said:
shag his dad

atpbx · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:58

Matblack said:
Shag his Mum's Dad!

MB

Rape his cat, steal his mum and kill his house!!!!!111

squiffy · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:58

Duke said:
Ok after setting up my boss with a few stinks of customers :evil: he put a gay porn wallpaper on my work PC lol.

What can I do back? Was thinking of slapping on a load of England flags / L Plates etc to his beemer but I'm sure you lot can help me out with something better

I wouldn't rise to it, could back fire and give him reasons to fire you.

Matblack · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:58

atpbx said:
Rape his cat, steal his mum and kill his house!!!!!111

dust off tbh

MB