How to kill this?

Freefaller · 5 May 2011 at 22:09

Lashout_UK said:
It's just a spider? Pick it up and put it outside.

Clearly this sort of thing doesn't work for most

Cosimo · 5 May 2011 at 22:10

Lashout_UK said:
It's just a spider? Pick it up and put it outside.

Some tissue, or newspaper, a snot rag and even your hand will do.

antijoke · 5 May 2011 at 22:12

Freefaller said:
Clearly this sort of thing doesn't work for most

But they probably see you coming and run away anway.

bhavv · 5 May 2011 at 22:12

How the fudge can anyone pick up a spider?

Vile disgusting things they are, I vacuum them.

Noxia · 5 May 2011 at 22:14

If I didn't have a phobia of them I'd try keep them alive but I see them as the epitome of evil and I'll never let one live if I see it in my house.

Admiral Huddy · 5 May 2011 at 22:21

Easy - get's wife !

Redz · 5 May 2011 at 22:23

Kerplunk said:
I raise you

I'll meet that, and raise you this

SouthEastBlue · 5 May 2011 at 22:27

Morte said:
Or use a cup and piece of carboard if you're scared. It's not as though it can hurt you

It looks like a Cardinal Spider which means they can actually give you a nip even though they aren't specifically aggressive. It's only Woodlouse Spiders though that are really horrible in the UK.

MisChief · 5 May 2011 at 22:30

Scubascorpion said:
FIRE

I remember a while back when somebody actually set a spider on fire and made a thread about it and posted pictures... Everyone was like WTFYOU'RESOCRUEL etc and the poster got flamed for it

JayMax · 5 May 2011 at 22:32

You need a Honey Badger for a job like that

"andy" · 5 May 2011 at 22:33

FUUUUUUUUUUU

anyone here successfully being treated for becoming a girl around spiders because im bloody terrified and this thread aint helped !

been seeing some monster ones around the house recently , the other day the cat wouldnt even eat it (a first in about 20 years)probably after realising it was bigger than its head

judging by ops location and my location i suspect theres something broken at the nuclear plant

Lightnix · 5 May 2011 at 22:36

Three inches? Pint glass + sheet of card + window?

Garonazz · 5 May 2011 at 22:38

JayMax said:
You need a Honey Badger for a job like that

+1

G18241 · 5 May 2011 at 22:38

That's not a spider anyways, this is:

Awwwww

Robert1986 · 5 May 2011 at 22:42

It only wants to lay eggs in your ear while you sleep.

G18241 · 5 May 2011 at 22:43

Robert1986 said:
It only wants to lay eggs in your ear while you sleep.

If its wandering this house, good chances are its a male

g0th2000 · 5 May 2011 at 22:54

With an anti-spider spider:

Cosimo · 5 May 2011 at 22:59

Lightnix said:
Three inches? Pint glass + sheet of card + window?

No, three inches train as desk pet.

Maximum Triceratops · 5 May 2011 at 23:18

There is no need to kill it, In the future Please just place a glass over it and slide some paper under then let it go outside, it can then carry on with its life kthnxbye.

G18241 · 5 May 2011 at 23:23

Maximum Triceratops said:
There is no need to kill it, In the future Please just place a glass over it and slide some paper under then let it go outside, it can then carry on with its life kthnxbye.

would generally either get back into your house or die anyways