How to kill this?

bhavv · 5 May 2011 at 23:25

g0th2000 said:
With an anti-spider spider:

Thats the real daddy long legs (silly brits and their mistaken crane flies!).

P.S. Its a harvestman, and not actually a spider.

Cleeecooo · 5 May 2011 at 23:25

Maximum Triceratops said:
There is no need to kill it, In the future Please just place a glass over it and slide some paper under then let it go outside, it can then carry on with its life kthnxbye.

Its a spider. Those evil vile horrid ****ers need to be killed with whatever is at hand. Whether that be a jetwasher or an aerosoul and a lighter, do whatever necessary to kill that thing.

D.Roberts · 5 May 2011 at 23:26

I dont know why ya would want to get rid of such an awesome creature I love spiders.

Any way there better than having fly`s buzzing around your bloody head.

topgun06 · 5 May 2011 at 23:28

Why do I keep re-entering this thread!? EUGHHH!!!

sorn21 · 5 May 2011 at 23:30

Thread has gave me nightmares.

MisChief · 5 May 2011 at 23:31

topgun06 said:
Why do I keep re-entering this thread!? EUGHHH!!!

Lol same here, and I HATE SPIDERS!!

franco_22 · 5 May 2011 at 23:37

Get a can of deodorant and a lighter

Point the deodorant towards the spider and press button down, flick the lighter for 1 second so it ignites.

Post pictures of result in OcUK

danza · 5 May 2011 at 23:57

Stop being idiotic and release it outside.

Kazz · 6 May 2011 at 01:28

Back to the main point of the OP, why is your hoover kept in your garage?!

Raikiri · 6 May 2011 at 01:34

bhavv said:
P.S. Its a harvestman, and not actually a spider.

Actually it's a cellar spider, pholcus phalangioides.

sambos1234 · 6 May 2011 at 01:35

If you've got an empty pringle box, try and get the spider to crawl into it (if it doesn't turn round and jump onto your face!), close the lid and then shake the hell out of the pringle box!!! Muhahaha!

Or listen to the other idea to burn it. My idea is better though.

liamgo · 6 May 2011 at 01:46

*closes and locks windows*

Kazz · 6 May 2011 at 01:52

liamgo said:
*closes and locks windows*

You've now trapped yourself in the room with the spider...you know, the one that's looking at you from corner of the ceiling?

G'night

K1LLSW1TCH · 6 May 2011 at 01:55

I'm in bed, I knew coming into this thread would be a mistake.

Robbo · 6 May 2011 at 01:57

K1LLSW1TCH said:
I'm in bed, I knew coming into this thread would be a mistake.

Its the ones under your bed you should be worrying about, not the pictures on here

tom91x91 · 6 May 2011 at 01:59

ive got 2 large pet spiders i sometimes let them crawl all over my balls, feels good man.

K1LLSW1TCH · 6 May 2011 at 02:04

Robbo said:
Its the ones under your bed you should be worrying about, not the pictures on here

Someone said about woodlouse spiders and apparently they're the bad ones, the other day there was a woodlouse in my room so I'm worried that the big, bad woodlouse spider knows and he's here hiding somewhere.

If I sleep on my back then he's gonna climb on my face and if I sleep on my stomach then I'll wake up and he'll be on the back of my head, I don't know which is worse.

grudas · 6 May 2011 at 02:05

looks meaty.. i get some itching when i see them around lol..

Robbo · 6 May 2011 at 02:06

K1LLSW1TCH said:
If I sleep on my back then he's gonna climb on my face and if I sleep on my stomach then I'll wake up and he'll be on the back of my head, I don't know which is worse.

When it lays its eggs in your ears most likely.

K1LLSW1TCH · 6 May 2011 at 02:07

Robbo said:
When it lays its eggs in your ears most likely.

-_-

Actually I think I'll just stay awake tonight.