How to tell if a girl is checking you out?

[agw_01]

This thread makes me cry

Before we moved offices, I was working in the middle of town (Bury to be precise).

Walking back to my car one Friday afternoon, I walked past a group of girls walking the other way. One of the girls, absolutely gorgeous with blue eyes and brown hair (my type of girl! wooo) gives me a cheeky smile.

After walking past them, I turn my head around to look back at them, and this girl does exactly the same.

Oh how I wish I'd have gone back and got her number

 

[Zip]

My God is this thread for real....

Yes, yes it is.
I come froma reasonably small town and i come from a really small school(a huge class of 15 at most and thats the entire year level.)
And i havnt been looking around at girls or noticing signals for ages so im a bit out of touch.
And im a reasonably shy guy and would find it hard to go up to someone stranger in a mall and high five them.

 

[Gilly]

Good for you...seriously well done..:/

I think you've missed something.

BTW guys, if you think a girl is checking you out, hold her eyes for a second and then smile. If she smiles back or looks straight down then she's checking you out. If she looks away straight away she's thinking 'i got caught looking and I don't like him!' and if she looks up she didn't even notice she was looking at you.

 

[penski]

Oddly enough, whenever I wear the jeans I have on now, I catch ladies staring at my crotch...

...They're very...er...'flattering'.

*n

 

[Violent-J]

Good for you...seriously well done..:/

It's lyrics from the Streets you donut The Streets - Could well be in

 

[Gilly]

It's lyrics from the Streets you donut The Streets - Could well be in

Bah, you gave it away.

 

[iCraig]

My God is this thread for real....

Pfftt.. I can see you taking notes!

 

[Yas786]

It's lyrics from the Streets you donut The Streets - Could well be in

No **** sherlock??

I think you've missed something.

Not quite ....i never miss anything

 

[Spacky]

I still did them.

But for that reason I cannot let you go, sorry

 

[Violent-J]

No **** sherlock??

Thought you didn't know, your a muslim I assumed you only listened to your holy jihadist al-qaeda training cds

 

[badgermonkey]

You familar with the video Aphex Twin - Window Licker?

No...?

 

[Red and White]

It's lyrics from the Streets you donut The Streets - Could well be in

more proof that the streets are ****

 

[Violent-J]

more proof that the streets are ****

Yup, their first album was really good, everything after that is pretty dissapointing, shockingly bad infact.

 

[Yas786]

Thought you didn't know, your a muslim I assumed you only listened to your holy jihadist al-qaeda training cds

Who said anything about being a muslim??, does that have anything to do with the thread??.

Stop being an utter moron

 

[Spacky]

No...?

Google vids may have the video I suggest checking it out

 

[Violent-J]

Who said anything about being a muslim??, does that have anything to do with the thread??.

Stop being an utter moron

Woah m8 it was only a joke no offense intended

 

[Spacky]

Thought you didn't know, your a muslim I assumed you only listened to your holy jihadist al-qaeda training cds

 

[Zip]

Oi!
Stop de-railing my thread

 

[Spacky]

Oi!
Stop de-railing my thread

Just imagine its that hot bird in the hair dressers...



Anyhow was responding to President Violent-J Bushs post

 

[Nix]

I think you've missed something.

BTW guys, if you think a girl is checking you out, hold her eyes for a second and then smile. If she smiles back or looks straight down then she's checking you out. If she looks away straight away she's thinking 'i got caught looking and I don't like him!' and if she looks up she didn't even notice she was looking at you.

Don't forget the three second rule.