How would you deal with jerks like that?

Mr Jones said:
in my mind I really felt like going right up to him and spin a kick to his ****ing head but he was that unhygienic, I didn't want flakes of his crap on my bare foot.



/rant.
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Hahahaha i laughed so hard.

Man that sounds so bad. you have done all the right things though, atleast one of the problems has been booted out. Surley if the guy is the 'new housemate' if eveyone just calmly tries to talk to him at once he will realise he has got to change?
 
HEADRAT said:
So many "ALPHA" males in this thread ;)
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it's disgusting, he's filth.

I see it as a normal reaction, probably wouldnt rub his face in it (but i can say that on here like everyone else does).

I'd certianly confront him, let him know what i think, don't get anywhere in life pretending the problem isn't there or that he'll listen to reason.

Too many metrosexual males on this forum
 
Knubje said:
Next time you walk into the toilet and he has left traces of brown chocolate fudge dragon on the seat (can't believe ON the seat, around the bowl is fair game but SEAT!) , go into his room and drag him into the toilet.

When he is in the toilet, grab his head and rub his face in it and say "NO" firmly.

I'm sure he'll learn his lesson.
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Aside from the joke element of this, it's actually what I'd suggest (minus rubbing his face in it), just a "look, how the **** do you think that's ok?!?!?"
 
Take the toilet seat off and hide it! No more poopy seat. ;)

Or shout " Can you come and clean your poo of the seat. I need to take a dump!!" in a childish voice next time he does is it.

Make it embarassing for him.
 
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:eek: Hes 48, living in a shared house in the smallest room, has terrible hygine and doesnt care about anyone but him himself...

Pothetic tbh.
 
Sit down fully on the toilet seat and lean forward while pooping can result in poop on the toilet seat.
 
OP, I know how you feel, a similar occurence happened a few weeks ago in our student house, some idiot guy kicked the door of my other housemate (who is also a member of these forums) and broke the lock, the door and the door frame.
Said housemate was understandably miffed at having his door kicked in, so he shouted at the idiot. Idiot then calls the fuzz, saying that he was being threatened. Police turn up at 2.30am and then cart off the idiot, not the good housemate, for criminal damage!

Oh sweet irony! :D
 
As one other has said previously you need to get everyone else in the house to point out the poo on the seat to him. If it is only you he will think that it is only you who finds it offensive.

How is it always you that finds it? Do you have a six person bathroom rota and you happen to be the unfortunate who follows him each day? If so get a shifting rota so then every once in a while (maths skillz lacking) you will be in before him and can poo on whatever you like. :D
 
Because he is quite a big fella' I think it's just down to poor hygiene and not able to clean properly behind? That's my theory because at the front of the toilet seat, is most obviously where he lay his bits... pubes and flakes of skins along with smear marks.
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:eek: *puke*

I know violence isn't really the answer, but this living turd needs a good kicking. Get the rest of your housemates together get some 2x4's and go a on clubbing expedition.
If you all got round him and made him feel uneasy and aware that you are all united in having him either ship up or ship out!

I'm angry for you mate, and by god, i'd want to tw@ him so hard that his faeces would come out backwards. I hate bad hygeine like that. :mad:
 
I got about half way threw and had to laugh 'I took matters in to my own hands, and write a note' my god.... hopefully a very harshly writtian note, they'll know better after reading that.
 
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