HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE THIS ONE?

cleanbluesky · 15 Dec 2006 at 21:11

JKD said:
Calmly open the side of his PC and quickly spaff onto the motherboard. You might need to get yourself 'worked up' outside in the car so you can accomplish the spaffage before he punches you.

SPAFF ON HIS SELF-ESTEEM!

Spaff, what a word!

Van Hellseek · 15 Dec 2006 at 21:13

ichabod crane said:
that is the best thing to resolve this

what difference does that make to the OP though? with that suggestion he would still end up with a dead card (assuming the buyer no longer wants it because he has no pc to use it in).

lay-z-boy · 15 Dec 2006 at 21:13

LOL at the classic OcUK responses

Jonny L · 15 Dec 2006 at 21:14

I think you should post the word spaff in the favourite words thread.

JKD · 15 Dec 2006 at 21:16

cleanbluesky said:
SPAFF ON HIS SELF-ESTEEM!

Spaff, what a word!

And don't stop until the inside of his PC looks like a plasterer's radio.... that'll learn him to take advantage.

Then smear mustard on his Dad on your way out.

paddy · 15 Dec 2006 at 22:32

By a litre of mercury, go round his house when he's in and poor it through the letter box while shouting:

"ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR*"

*copywrite downsy

Deleted member 329 · 15 Dec 2006 at 22:40

paddy said:
By a litre of mercury, go round his house when he's in and poor it through the letter box while shouting:

"ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR*"

*copywrite infringed! mwhahahaha

ive done this..

no not really

Deleted member 329 · 15 Dec 2006 at 22:41

on a geniuine note.. kick him in the **** and spaff on his mum

vincent1989 · 15 Dec 2006 at 22:44

Beren said:
That's the whole point though! the Hairs act like a faraday cage around the wires protecting your voltages from electromagnetic interferance.

A hairy graphics card would just make it overheat

something ATi have dealt with for years with little success

233 · 15 Dec 2006 at 22:52

nuke him from orbit kill him with fire, hit him with your keyboard

etc etc etc

or sleep with his dog and eat his cat

Margaret · 15 Dec 2006 at 23:13

It's threads like this that make this the best forum on the interwebs.

pinkacidbootson · 15 Dec 2006 at 23:16

paddy said:
By a litre of mercury, go round his house when he's in and poor it through the letter box while shouting:

"ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR*"

*copywrite downsy

LMAO

Shotgun_ned · 15 Dec 2006 at 23:33

IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE.

yermum · 15 Dec 2006 at 23:36

Sorry, can we just recap? How many sandwiches are we talking about?

Shotgun_ned · 15 Dec 2006 at 23:37

yermum said:
Sorry, can we just recap? How many sandwiches are we talking about?

4, with an added toaster.

"andy" · 15 Dec 2006 at 23:39

paddy said:
By a litre of mercury, go round his house when he's in and poor it through the letter box while shouting:

"ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR*"

*copywrite downsy

lmao

i was so close to posting that exact reply this morning that i searched the forum high and low so i could quote it perfect lol

then i got side tracked and didnt post at all

it was the best thing ever said on this forum and will be damn hard to beat !!

EirePlane · 16 Dec 2006 at 00:03

plant a small animal inside his PC and tell him that it what was causing the problem.
then proceed to warn him about the dangers of electro-rodent

Hedge · 16 Dec 2006 at 00:10

Tell him to bring it round to yours so you can have a proper look at it, then get your nana to molest him.

Van Hellseek · 16 Dec 2006 at 00:10

EirePlane said:
plant a small animal inside his PC and tell him that it what was causing the problem.

el_dazza · 16 Dec 2006 at 00:16

seek said:

HAHAHAHA

HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE THIS ONE?

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