HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE THIS ONE?

banja · 16 Dec 2006 at 01:34

Start feeding your face with pies and chocolate. Then in six months, when you're 30 stone, go round and see him and tell him that the guilt of providing him with a faulty gfx card has given you an eating disorder.

Then do a fat bloke's fart in his room.

Van Hellseek · 16 Dec 2006 at 02:19

Sp00n said:
PUNCH HIM IN THE OVARIES.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6hKbNUFaON8

pyro · 16 Dec 2006 at 07:30

Just rar whatever importaint/personal he has and password it, then ask for the money to give the password.

Also, opportunist=/friend.

Yes you do learn this the hard-a-way

Robosapien · 16 Dec 2006 at 08:41

paddy said:
By a litre of mercury, go round his house when he's in and poor it through the letter box while shouting:

"ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR*"

*copywrite downsy

Quality!

Edit: That made me laugh so hard I started coughing and had to stop!