I get this all the time from several sad OCUK'ers.
I know exactly what to do to get a response and it never fails so I do bring it on myself.
Yesterday was the last time when I posted a picture of my Fender Strat and it did take them a while before I got the emails.
Lets break this down -
Asim Saleem you **** ****** = Nice greeting
Hope your mum dies in a car crash = Caring that your mum hopefully dies quickly
Hope your dad gets raped by his holy gayness Allah Do Da = Compliment because your Dad might not be getting any
YOU BROWN JOBBY ****! GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY = Good advice
Yeah, Neoni is correct, what are you moaning about?
i could think of really offensive things, that email is humerous, stop making out like its the end of the world dmpoole, bleedin eck.