How would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

httk · 27 Oct 2016 at 18:59

Nuke 'em from orbit.

RoboCod · 27 Oct 2016 at 20:02

Boycey0211 said:
I hope you've made provisions to do your weapons handling test every six months too then!

We all know at 6 months and 1 day rifle fires, rifle fires, rifle stops. On inspection of the cocking handle you realise you're out of date and have forgotten what to do.

Absolutely this haha

dowie · 27 Oct 2016 at 20:40

RoboCod said:
Drive to camp, collect my rifle, laugh at all you zombies outside the perimeter fence.

If your camp is protected by the RAF Reg/Police then it's probably already overrun by the time you arrive

wolfie138 · 27 Oct 2016 at 20:44

JOSH86 said:
But zombies can smell the menstruation.

that's the excuse you'd use?

godinman · 27 Oct 2016 at 22:31

Sunbed said:
Was it 28 days later where the guy had a set up on the roof? I'd probably do something like that, but better.

I'd find the tallest building in the area, go to the top floor, construct a mini barricade on a landing quite high up in the stairwell, saw all the banisters off and put oil all over the stairs. Give one guy a shield of some kind and one guy a long pole. Shield guy pushes zombie towards stairs and pole guy gives the final nudge off. Zombies splat at the bottom. Granted this may attract more but the beauty of the system is that the zombie bodies will start to block the entrance to the stairwell if too many attack at once.

This isn't ****ing Home Alone.

V F · 27 Oct 2016 at 23:27

wolfie138 said:
what's the relevance of that to "mob"?
swords mean letting them all get w/in arm's length [and the blade, before some pedant whines]. getting a fast clean decapitation every time would be akin to getting a one-shot-drop head shot every single time. any dropped bodies would be right at your feet hampering movement and escape.

More of tongue-in-cheek. Said person might be crap with a sword. Still cannot believe this is being discussed from a stupid TV series.

adolf hamster · 27 Oct 2016 at 23:50

V F said:
Still cannot believe this is being discussed from a stupid TV series.

Blasphemy!! :mad:

The day of judgement is coming, and you'd better be ready, for when the dead walk the earth no god can save you!

Mobius 1 · 28 Oct 2016 at 08:41

godinman said:
This isn't ****ing Home Alone.

Best. Reply. In. Thread. Haha

Cosimo · 28 Oct 2016 at 08:47

adolf hamster said:
Blasphemy!!

The day of judgement is coming, and you'd better be ready, for when the dead walk the earth no god can save you!

Amen bro... When is the next series starting?

Django x2 · 28 Oct 2016 at 09:01

So, here's a question. How many walkers would there be, and many people would they kill.

Case in point:
You get bit, you turn
You die naturally, you turn (a la TWD)
But, if there's a hurd, they will consume whoever they come across beyond their ability to turn and become a walker.

adolf hamster · 28 Oct 2016 at 09:12

Cosimo said:
Amen bro... When is the next series starting?

No idea, i'm doing with twd what i did with lost and am just about to finish doing with got: wait until the series are all finished then overhear if the ending is dissapointing, then binge watch it already aware if the ending is going to be good or not

Doesnt stop me zombie prepping though