I Am Fed Up With The BMW Driver Attitude on my Daily Commute

I just ignore image when buying something becuase there isn't a single car out there - with the exception of perhaps Aston Martin, that has a 'good' image as far as everyone who will ever see it is concerned.

Volvo? You are an old git.
BMW? You are a ****
Merc? You are a flash git.
Porsche? You are a ******
Ferrari? Flash git
VW? Sales rep
Ford? Sales rep

etc etc. It's ridiculous. Just buy what YOU like and what makes YOU happy and stuff what it says about you to everyone else. You are not buying it for what everyone else thinks.
 
in recent times i have found XC90 drivers far worst than bmw/a4/astramax drivers.

Although if some tailgates me or flashes when overtaking i do it at snails pace and take at least 5 minuites to get past
 
I'll second that. The number of BMW drivers that have "pretended" to pull out on me whilst filtering past them is alarming. It's not funny to move out of your lane into a motorcyclists path intentionally for ***ts and giggles.


a well placed boot will set the soda back a few hundred quid for an over priced wing mirror, plus if youve got enough of a getaway, i find stamping on there wing gets there attention:D
 
[TW]Fox;10030648 said:
Keep out of the BMW lane and you wouldn't have this problem.


the BMW lane always cracks me up. i dont mind BMW drivers or find their driving particularly bad.... i do like the fact that when they do do something mad it is typically 'well thought out chaos', they know exactly what theyre doing and why theyre doing it.... as oppose to the other 95% of cars out there where youre likely to see random acts of loonacy and the driver being totally oblivious to whats going on around them
 
[TW]Fox;10031155 said:
MPV drivers often drive like they've got something to prove.

Reminds me of the other week when I was turning right off a dual carriageway, so slowing down. Some bloke in a Zafira family wagon pulls in to undertake me, and floors it past simulating yawning while going past. I wonder if he realised that the only yawn inducing thing was the MPV he was sat in.

I've seen him a couple of times since on the same road absolutely gunning it off roundabouts and the like.
 
[TW]Fox;10031008 said:
It's actually amazing the amount of funny looks you get by not driving a BMW like a ****. I indicate, I stop to let people out, I make room for people pulling in... you get some shocked expressions.

Lol, its soo true, let someone out and they look at you like you have just laid a brick infront of them and asked them to drive over it!!

Especially with my lacking in class old BMW!

I must really confuse people.
 
[TW]Fox;10031138 said:
I just ignore image when buying something becuase there isn't a single car out there - with the exception of perhaps Aston Martin, that has a 'good' image as far as everyone who will ever see it is concerned.

Volvo? You are an old git.
BMW? You are a ****
Merc? You are a flash git.
Porsche? You are a ******
Ferrari? Flash git
VW? Sales rep
Ford? Sales rep

etc etc. It's ridiculous. Just buy what YOU like and what makes YOU happy and stuff what it says about you to everyone else. You are not buying it for what everyone else thinks.


One of the many things I love about Audis :) no one complains about the drivers :p
 
Fastest car in the world, the Audi A4 2.0 TDI. No matter where you are, no matter how fast you are going, somebody will leave you standing in one of those :p
 
Lol. If you're overtaking in the fast lane at about 80ish say, past someone (eg: On M25 when two lorries were overtaking), and then someone flashes you in their large saloon and sits in your rearview, inches behind and flashing, I just carried on, stuck the V up in the window with my friends laughing at him.. he didn't look impressed for some reason :confused: Went a fairly dark shade of red.

He then matched his speed to me, slightly in front, in the lane to my right when I went back to the outside lane, trying to intimidate me I guess. Didn't really work though. Eventually he just jogged on.

Edit: May have been a Merc this time actually. Has happened before with a 7series.

Matt: The "well thought out chaos" part made me laugh :D
 
[TW]Fox;10031430 said:
Fastest car in the world, the Audi A4 2.0 TDI. No matter where you are, no matter how fast you are going, somebody will leave you standing in one of those :p

Have you ever noticed how Audi drivers look really upset and get in a huff when they pull up next to someone driving a newer or better specced version Audi?
 
Someone should really think of a universal way of telling the person in front of you to get out the damm way!

Flashing your lights just seems a bit rude and agressive... but then again I think that driving up their bum probably isnt too polite either?

Need some sort of remote control for their stereo that makes their speakers blare out 'EXSCUSE ME PLX!'
 
Juist give them heart attacks, use your throttle and brakes to full effect. They usually back of with in seconds. When I'm on the road. And if they want to pay for a new car for me their more than welcome, along with whiplash and other injuries.
 
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