I am Mr Ill

[lee1101]

Not overweight really, 16 Stone isn't fat is it?

If you are quite short then yeah thats fat

 

[Musty Pie]

Well your not going to get a job sitting playing games all day thats for sure!

only 26 posts and hes struck gold!

 

[timebomb26]

16 stone is pretty heavy. How tall are you?

 

[Elixir]

Not overweight really, 16 Stone isn't fat is it?

Depends how tall you are and how much muscle you have whether it's "fat", but it is certainly heavy.

 

[indyskyz]

Congratulations!! all you need to do now is start having children.
A comprehensive benefits package awaits you.... Good luck

 

[Kavalree]

16 stone is pretty heavy. How tall are you?

i am 5'11"

Depends how tall you are and how much muscle you have whether it's "fat", but it is certainly heavy.

It was podge at one point, but my job and gym I lost around 2 stone (went from 18) and I have got more muscle. The back pain is from when I as at work and failed to lift something correctly and I couldn't bend down for a few hours, back has never been the same since then.

 

[mrk]

Time to sit my fat backside down and smash some gaming out

If that's what you want to call it.

 

[clartymarty]

Fail thread, thought about being clever and people would be on your side. How wrong you turned out to be ha-ha

 

[Elixir]

i am 5'11"

It was podge at one point, but my job and gym I lost around 2 stone (went from 18) and I have got more muscle.

Unless you have a high amount of muscle mass then 16 stone at 5'11" is fat. It's not horrific, but it's definitely overweight.

 

[Spenty]

Unless you have a high amount of muscle mass then 16 stone at 5'11" is fat. It's not horrific, but it's definitely overweight.

Don't worry he'll just get his Dad to remortgage the house so he can have liposuction when it gets out of hand.

 

[Nitefly]

Guys, calm down with the aggro.

Bronchitus doesn't sound ideal, but you haven't exactly gone about getting sympathy in a very good way.

Also, 16 stone and 5,11.... unless you are an absolute beef cake that's fairly .... tubby.

 

[timebomb26]

When he's on benefits I'm sure he can afford to be craned out of his bed between gaming sessions.

 

[clartymarty]

Guys, calm down with the aggro

-1

 

[PapaLazaru]

I am voting this thread 5 stars.




















Not really

 

[valkia]

I hope your girlfriend was slightly happier than the mugshot competition with the house

 

[4T5]

OHHHHHhhhhh LLLLLLLLLOOOORRRRRDDDDDYYYYY !!!


Should change OP's name to Jaffa Not Far.

 

[TommyV]

Is that actually his girlfriend?

 

[lee1101]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4220716/Im-too-fat-to-work-says-33st-mum-of-six.html



The next excuse

 

[Cosimo]

Is that actually his girlfriend?

I wouldn't want her to make me a cup of coffee.

 

[4T5]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4220716/Im-too-fat-to-work-says-33st-mum-of-six.html



The next excuse

After she fell through the floor of her home

WUT !!!