Caporegime
I don't know about bourbons but you can't beat a Cadburys whole nut and chocolate bar when you're drinking red wine.
I appear to not have a bed now...
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Caporegime
divine_madness said:...as it currently occupied by two sleeping drunk ladies who came up to see me when they came home.
Not entirely sure how I plan on regaining use of it tonight...
You telling me 2 girls, drunk came to see you, hopped into your bed.............
And you are on the net ??????????
Priorities people !
Well being homemade it has made it somewhere in the middle...
...red or white? You lot can call that one
...red or white? You lot can call that one
Soldato
Heh, I was testing d/m's drunkeness. Took the word "biscuit" out and said Bourbon + wine = bad idea!! LOL 
Soldato
Their was two in the bed and the little one said ?
Eurgh, my parents neighbours make wine like that. Always cloyingly sweet and icky. Not for me, i'll stick to a nice merlot ta Anyway, fake jizz them already then post the aftermath. You can't fall asleep in someone elses bed under the influence and not expect some kind of punishment, it's like an unwritten law.
Dooooooooooooooo it
Anyway, fake jizz them already then post the aftermath. You can't fall asleep in someone elses bed under the influence and not expect some kind of punishment, it's like an unwritten law. Dooooooooooooooo it
I'm debating the fake jizz atm
She would hurt me.
She bit me the other day when I wound her up about fancying her sister
She would hurt me.
She bit me the other day when I wound her up about fancying her sister
I bottled out of the fake jizz, although the meantime there has been sleeptalk.
I caught something about going out, but the rest was slurred and made no sense.
I caught something about going out, but the rest was slurred and made no sense.
divine_madness said:Well being homemade it has made it somewhere in the middle...
...red or white? You lot can call that one
that looks like u took a wizz in a cup
Cut there hair of and glue it to the oppisite ones head *evil grine*
right
no signs of waking up, im gonna crash on the floor.
ta for the amusing evening guys
no signs of waking up, im gonna crash on the floor.
ta for the amusing evening guys
Soldato
off topic, but divine madness, why am i in your sig lol
Tom.
Tom.
Soldato
Extra comedy points for having him in a hi-vis waistcoat.penski said:
*n