I appear to not have a bed now...

divine_madness said:
...as it currently occupied by two sleeping drunk ladies who came up to see me when they came home.


Not entirely sure how I plan on regaining use of it tonight... :o
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You telling me 2 girls, drunk came to see you, hopped into your bed.............



And you are on the net ??????????


Priorities people !
 
Well being homemade it has made it somewhere in the middle...

wine.jpg


...red or white? You lot can call that one :p
 
Eurgh, my parents neighbours make wine like that. Always cloyingly sweet and icky. Not for me, i'll stick to a nice merlot ta :p Anyway, fake jizz them already then post the aftermath. You can't fall asleep in someone elses bed under the influence and not expect some kind of punishment, it's like an unwritten law.

Dooooooooooooooo it
 
I'm debating the fake jizz atm

She would hurt me.

She bit me the other day when I wound her up about fancying her sister :p
 
I bottled out of the fake jizz, although the meantime there has been sleeptalk.

I caught something about going out, but the rest was slurred and made no sense.
 
divine_madness said:
Well being homemade it has made it somewhere in the middle...

wine.jpg


...red or white? You lot can call that one :p
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that looks like u took a wizz in a cup :p

Cut there hair of and glue it to the oppisite ones head *evil grine*
 
Zip said:
Cut there hair of and glue it to the oppisite ones head *evil grine*
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Dont cut it - ruins the fun when they wake up wondering why they're attached by hair...make sure you've got a good exit though. ;)
 
divine_madness said:
Here you go then, 1 pic and 1 pic only!

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Edit - k guys, the water suggestions are bed - this is my bed! :p
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Is that Leo Sayer on the left?

You don't have girls in your bed! You have seventies disco midgets!

*n
 
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