I can't believe who I've booked as a Guest Speaker today

[therealnerd2]

I reckon he's never heard anybody call him smeg head before.

Yep, me too. DO IT!

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

£3000?! Not that cheap then! I remember thinking it a bit expensive to book midgets as entertainers for our summer ball a few years back at £250-£300 each for the evening...

 

[paradigm]

Can't beleive people have posted "who?"

Chris Barrie is a LEG-END! So many things I'd ask him, and not all about Red Dwarf.

 

[MikeHunt79]

He's doing better than Lister these days isn't he?

 

[jellybeard999]

He should cost £5000 + vat and I got him for £3000 with vat
According to his profile from the agency his stage persona for functions is a cross between Brittas and Rimmer.
I reckon he's never heard anybody call him smeg head before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQWuHMd6pY tbh

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

He's doing better than Lister these days isn't he?

These are hardly inspirational heights he's achieving, then. Dear God, Craig Charles and Gazza are the same except Charles could probably recognise a football if put in front of him*



* if it was filled with class A's :-/

 

[Tee Hee Johnson]

That is awesome

 

[Biohazard]

Got him quite cheap as well.

Oh do kiss and tell...

 

[furnace]

Get the whole red drawf cast on. Only then will you truley be a man of legend!

 

[MarcLister]

I reckon he's never heard anybody call him smeg head before.

And you can make his dreams come true.

Very cool booking though. Are you going for Hovis white or Hovis wholemeal?

 

[Burnsy2023]

Are you going for Hovis white or Hovis wholemeal?

Best of both fool!

Burnsy

 

[MarcLister]

Best of both fool!

Burnsy

Kinky

 

[Jonny69]

Who? Google time.

Edit: Oh rimmer from red dwarf, sw00t.

Go and stand in the corner!

Who?

Go and stand in the corner!

 

[eggnoodle]

When I was playing at intel masters he was the guest presenter and very amusing, sounds like a lot of money though

 

[Voltar]

Get him to give you a Full Rimmer Salute!

Then tell him he's the biggest ' smeg head' you've ever seen

 

[Greenlizard0]

£3000!!! What on earth is it with past it b-list "celebrities"? A couple of years ago we tried to get Timmy Mallet to speak at our med school society meeting and he would have cost us the same amount.

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

£3000!!! What on earth is it with past it b-list "celebrities"? A couple of years ago we tried to get Timmy Mallet to speak at our med school society meeting and he would have cost us the same amount.

What do you want them to do it for? £3.50, a kebab and a cab home?

Mrs Asprilla booked Girls Aloud for her works Xmas party a few years ago, £50k all in and they only did a 20 minute set. Mind they probably didn't have that many songs then.

 

[Duke]

You have to get him to say/write/sign something to do with 'OcUK'

 

[Greenlizard0]

What do you want them to do it for? £3.50, a kebab and a cab home?

Not that cheap but if any are offering lol...

Mrs Asprilla booked Girls Aloud for her works Xmas party a few years ago, £50k all in and they only did a 20 minute set. Mind they probably didn't have that many songs then.

...because that's all they do? Girl's Aloud come to Liverpool Uni's Student Union and when I did a shift behind the bar they did very little to deserve such money.

Xmas 2006 the tall black guy who played the policeman in Hollyoaks came to the guild. The guy came on at most for 15 minutes, got some random girls to drink shots out each other's boobs (not complaining about that ), and then went home. Everybody, including most women there, weren't pleased with the increased ticket and drink prices just because of that!

 

[Sonea Fifer]

Looking forward to seeing the op's photos - and if you get him to say "Mr Lister Sir" followed up with:

And you can make his/my dreams come true.