I changed my mind about the loos at work

Where I work there have been three bizarre incidents in the last few years.

1. CCTV cameras were installed in the lifts to try and catch the person who consistently smeared a quite staggering amount of snot on the walls every day.

2. A human turd was found in one of the public (and quite busy) hallways. Amazingly it was produced during the day when everyone was about. Numerous theories abound as to both the culprit and the method by which the item was desposited.

3. In one set of loos there are a set of 4 cubicles. The second from the left was constantly having to have the seat replaced. Assuming a rather clumsy fat person no-one really thought about it. However, following a leak the suspended ceiling panels were replaced and a stash of skin mags was found above that cubicle. Suddenly the cause of the broken seat became obvious.

C.
 
lol so i'm not the only one who has managed to make sure all rear exits are done only in work's time and only after my coffee break :)

Tried to work out the other day how much my poo cost my employer hehe
 
At one of the public loos outside a lecture theatre at Lancs, they had to put a sign up as some gent(s) had been... shall we say depositing a specimen on the toliet seat. (not a no. 1 or 2, the other thing).

The cleaners refused to clean it as it continued to happen... filthy tbh.
 
At work a couple of months back, it was a relatively quiet evening and we there wasn't that much to do.

We were just havin a chat and walking round the store (I work in retail).

Walked past one aisle and had to do a double take. One of my colleagues was like: "Is that a TURD???!"

Sure enough there was a human turd just lying in the middle of the aisle and there was absolutely no one anywhere near it. Freakiest thing ever. :eek:
 
Our toilets here at work (school) are staff-only and are well maintained for the most part; so no trouble there. I often prefer to make the trek however to the lone bog in the main building, as the whole room is lockable and is very rarely used.

Never used the school toilets other than to wee. We had dedicated 6th form toilets which I often considered, but never actually used. My mate did, however, use the ladies. He would drop, wipe and leave. The sole purpose being to wind the girls up who would be arguing with one another about which one of them left a log every thursday morning! :D
 
Six6siX said:
At work a couple of months back, it was a relatively quiet evening and we there wasn't that much to do.

We were just havin a chat and walking round the store (I work in retail).

Walked past one aisle and had to do a double take. One of my colleagues was like: "Is that a TURD???!"

Sure enough there was a human turd just lying in the middle of the aisle and there was absolutely no one anywhere near it. Freakiest thing ever. :eek:
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LOL!!!!
I lolled in real life loud :D

Do you work in a super market? Best poop story ever!!!!! :D
 
Zip said:
LOL!!!!
I lolled in real life loud :D

Do you work in a super market? Best poop story ever!!!!! :D
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No not a supermarket lol, I work in a high street electrical store. Which makes it all the more disturbing. :D
 
Zip said:
LOL!!!!
I lolled in real life loud :D
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Glad I'm not the only one!

I myself have to wait till eveyone else is in bed or out, and obviously only at home.. I can't be dealing with people knocking on the door asking what I'm doing. :o
 
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