I hate halloween

bigmouse64 · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:53

I don't go knocking on peoples doors, I just knock people out.

'Giz ya sweets ya little mug'

The life of a gangster is testing sometimes.

Berserker · 31 Oct 2008 at 19:56

They turn up in packs around here. Six of them at once, with two dogs. Mind you, at least that's the safe option.

I went out and bought a couple bulk packs of Cadburys from our bargain place earlier. Total cost £2.78 for 14 bars, and 6 have gone so far. Bargain.

Sagalout · 31 Oct 2008 at 20:06

I'm not sure if you are all just miserable or you live in **** areas!

I take my kids out every year (9 and 10) and we just go up and down a couple of streets. We knock once, and if no reply we move on. It's just a bit of fun for the kids. We decorate our house with lanterns and stuff aswell. We never have any actual 'tricks' played on our street either, and definitely no hoodies LOL.

I think I must live in a bubble or something with all the horror stories about everyday life on these forums!

On the plus side, there was a couple of really hot mums dressed up as witches this year which made the cold much more bearable!

Cosimo · 31 Oct 2008 at 20:57

simulatorman said:
I’ve got a sprinkler set-up out the front and the little buggers will be in for a surprise.

None of them showed up this year, just peace and quiet.

psychas · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:01

switches the lights of goes to second floor with full crate of eggs :rolleyes:

Jay · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:14

My doorbell is hooked up to 240v tonight.

Strife212 · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:25

Not one person has knocked this year, thats a first.

Adz · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:41

Not had a single caller yet.... which is good because all I have to offer is beer and pita bread.

I love living in Holyport

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Pete19s · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:48

No callers here thankfully, although I have turned the doorbell off

Kids are about though, noisy little runts. One of them is walking around dressed as shrek.

Killa_ken · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:52

I would love to be patrolling the streets of england right now, so many fags prime for having the heads kicked in.

Strife212 · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:54

What, surely theres more people out doing halloween stuff in the USA

eyyaz · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:54

i remember a few years ago how me and my brother went to a 3-4 star hotel (sneaked in) and went on a candy spree.

Killa_ken · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:57

Strife212 said:
What, surely theres more people out doing halloween stuff in the USA

There is but they're all nice children and no dirty chavs.

Luckily it's pretty cold out so doubt there will be too many, even if there are, they'll be getting left over fruit because I didnt buy anything

LEK-89 · 31 Oct 2008 at 21:58

We've one had the neighbour's kid round for trick or treat, then we had a group of kids banging loudly on the door, just ignored it they sounded like a right bunch of t****, since then nothing and hopefully nothing else now! No doubt they'll still be kids out tomorrow doing it as well since its sat night etc. But yeah as other people have said the ones where there are mums with there kids there alright but its the group of teenage kids who are nightmares and are equiped with eggs. Thankfully i can see who is at the door from my window

Liam

LEK-89 · 31 Oct 2008 at 22:00

Pete19s said:
No callers here thankfully, although I have turned the doorbell off Kids are about though, noisy little runts. One of them is walking around dressed as shrek.

I've seen some around here dressed as carrots & hot dog suits and also crap materials like bin liners, and im being serious it really made me LOL when i saw them!

Liam

Strife212 · 31 Oct 2008 at 22:00

Killa_ken said:
There is but they're all nice children and no dirty chavs.

Killa_ken · 31 Oct 2008 at 22:01

Clipsey said:
Any registered sex offender around this area has to go to a mandatory meeting all evening tonight as part of their parole or whatever. If they don't attend they are in breach and will get fined/banged up or whatever
Owned!

I think I heard about all ours having to display a bright red sticker in their window saying NO CANDY HERE or something.

I checked out the list luckily there's no one likely to rape me within a 5 mile radius. There is however a women called Laronda who lives 3 miles away who may just want to touch my bum cheeks.

shifty_uk · 31 Oct 2008 at 22:02

As much as I can't stand Halloween and yes, I forgot it was tonight.

I still think it's weird, perhaps a little sad that there's nowhere near as many little ones going out(even with their parents) anymore. There's been one knock on the door all evening. When I was younger they were at it all night.

aslco · 31 Oct 2008 at 22:04

I dont mind Halloween but i do find it anoying when you buy sweets to avoid being bullied by small kids and then they never show up so instead get bullied into buying pointless sweets.

Killa_ken · 31 Oct 2008 at 22:05

shifty_uk said:
As much as I can't stand Halloween and yes, I forgot it was tonight. I still think it's weird, perhaps a little sad that there's nowhere near as many little ones going out(even with their parents) anymore. There's been one knock on the door all evening. When I was younger they were at it all night.

Why dont YOU go trick or treating then old man? :rolleyes: