I haven't got a girlfriend but I have 50GB of porn

[Seb]

Fragwear "I haven't got a girlfriend but I have 50GB of porn" T-Shirt (OM-004-FR)
The ultimate gaming accessory has arrived. These high quality t-shirts come in black with a printed slogan across the front. The t-shirts come in one size (large) and are machine washable.

Why is it the only one of the tshirts Id actually like is sold out

 

[tickle me elmo]

buy the "your little princess is my little whore" one, then go wear it when u meet her parents

(but if there was any truth behind you wanting the "no gf but 50gb pr0n" one then it might not be any use to u)

 

[Akira]

Because you're not the only geek without a gf but has 50GB of porn.

 

[Akira]

buy the "your little princess is my little whore" one, then go wear it when u meet her parents

(but if there was any truth behind you wanting the "no gf but 50gb pr0n" one then it might not be any use to u)

Y'know that IS funny and all, but if a guy turned up wearing that shirt with my daughter I WOULD go for him instantly. I might pause the violence to ram the shirt in his mouth, but he wouldn't think it was the least bit funny. On someone else's daughter's boyfriend though, it's quality

 

[dougguk]

n00b. Only 50gb??!

 

[Seb]

Its quality that counts, not quantity! The stuff I have wilkl make you blow your load in 2 minutes!

 

[Akira]

Don't judge others by your standards.

 

[Seb]

Don't judge others by your standards.

lol, I walked into that one didnt I!

 

[Akira]

Yes you did, but you deserve respect for not taking it personally. So many people do these days.

 

[Seb]

Yes you did, but you deserve respect for not taking it personally. So many people do these days.

Dont worry ill be quietly plotting my revenge

 

[bradbcam]

Only comes in large

What does that tell ya

 

[stoofa]

Its quality that counts, not quantity! The stuff I have wilkl make you blow your load in 2 minutes!

When you do get a girlfriend you'll also learn something called "Control" and you'll find that you'll learn to last a little longer than 2 minutes.

When it is with somebody else you'll realise it isn't actually a race - "Blowing your load in 2 minutes" is certainly nothing to be proud of.

 

[Mark A]

I want one of the boom headshot t shirts as featured on Pure Pwnage.

Mark

 

[iCraig]

I want one of the boom headshot t shirts as featured on Pure Pwnage.

Mark

Me too, but on one condition. That Doug wraps it and sends it himself, like in the latest episode.

 

[lozza23_uk]

When you do get a girlfriend you'll also learn something called "Control" and you'll find that you'll learn to last a little longer than 2 minutes.

When it is with somebody else you'll realise it isn't actually a race - "Blowing your load in 2 minutes" is certainly nothing to be proud of.

no but this brings something to mind I read the other day.

apparently (using the FHM mini calender girls picture per day thingy with a fact every day) male ejaclulation averages 28mph.

i found that quite amazing.

edit: and if I cant say this, mods please yellow me out.

 

[Simian]

But what if (Like a mate of mine honest!! ) You'r Married Have 50Gb of Pron and are an XXL????...

Just Hypothetical!..

 

[cyKey]

The waiter in the restaurant at the Liverpool meet gave DRZ such funny looks for wearing that T-shirt.

 

[lozza23_uk]

almost forgot, i ordered a nerdy shirt today from the states.

decided on the "on the internet I'm a 15yr old girl" option.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

buy the "your little princess is my little whore" one, then go wear it when u meet her parents

Waer its under a white shirt, so its *just* readable, but they cant be 100% sure that it actually says those words.

 

[Raumarik]

I've no girlfriend at the moment and have NO porn at all anywhere in my house. Surely that makes me odd?

according to my mates it does