I just made a joke up. ITT, you make one up too!

kitten_caboodle · 19 Sep 2006 at 17:31

Mr Mag00 said:
i think the tumblweed emoticon should be obligatory

agreed

*and again*

Morlan · 19 Sep 2006 at 17:44

OK. Here's mine:

Why did the toaster fall in love with the tumble dryer?

Because they were hot together.

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Hussman · 19 Sep 2006 at 17:51

Ok then. I made this one up years ago, and was quite proud of it at the time.

It's a book / author one.

Here goes...

"Christians in a Roman Age" by Percy Cution

Arsey · 19 Sep 2006 at 18:00

I didnt make it up but

"I fell of the cliff" by Eileen Dover

kitten_caboodle · 19 Sep 2006 at 18:17

Hussman said:
Ok then. I made this one up years ago, and was quite proud of it at the time.

It's a book / author one.

Here goes...

"Christians in a Roman Age" by Percy Cution

now see, I like that

red11 · 19 Sep 2006 at 18:24

*punches a mirror to take the pain away*

Droolinggimp · 19 Sep 2006 at 19:49

"How to efficently use Viagra" by Drew Peacock

rofl

Hussman · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:04

kitten_caboodle said:
now see, I like that

Thanks...

The Droopy C*ck one made me

!!

nemtizz · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:07

The worse jokes are always the best.

kitten_caboodle · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:09

Adum said:
The worse jokes are always the best.

Agreed

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Oodjyanickabollockov

Scuzi · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:13

Al Vallario said:
I second that motion.

I turd that bowel motion!

Did you hear about the forgetful air traffic controller?
He'd forget his headset if it wasn't screwed on!

What did the religious sheep farmer sing at church?
COME BY AHH MY LORD!

How many fingers does the average sex pervert have?
As many as he's willing to risk!

Steve09 · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:15

Why did the Monkey fall out of the Tree?

Because he was dead =/

G|mp · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:17

stevechapman said:
Why did the Monkey fall out of the Tree?

Because he was dead =/

You should be shot for that joke, its not even vaguely funny

basmic · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:19

Why did the boy sign up to OcUK?

To tell everybody about his failed relationship, ask where to buy sweets from, and ask about how his hair should look.

Steve09 · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:27

G|mp said:
You should be shot for that joke, its not even vaguely funny

Thank You

G|mp · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:28

stevechapman said:
Thank You

np, get funnier

Scuzi · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:35

How do you get a ***** pregnant?
Crack one off into a bin and let the flies do the rest.

Did you hear about the deaf/mute guy?
Nah, neither did he.

Did you hear about the man with no legs?
He got kicked off the bus for standing on the seats.

red11 · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:36

Scuzi said:
How do you get a ***** pregnant?
Crack one off into a bin and let the flies do the rest.

Did you hear about the deaf/mute guy?
Nah, neither did he.

Did you hear about the man with no legs?
He got kicked off the bus for standing on the seats.

G|mp · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:36

Did you hear the one about the leper and the prostitute?

He let her keep the tip.

Scuzi · 19 Sep 2006 at 22:41

What do you call a leper in a bath?
Stu.

Did you hear about the leper cowboy?
He threw his leg over his horse.

So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back."

Did you hear what happened when the leper who ran into a screen door?
He strained himself.

How do you get a leper out of a smashed up car after a crash?
A packet of doritos.

What's the height of stupidity?
A leper buying a suit that cost him an arm and a leg.