Scuzi said:What do you call a leper in a bath?
Porridge.
was the one i heard
So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back."
thats good
I just made a joke up. ITT, you make one up too!
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Hahahaha!basmic said:
Why did the shoe go to hell?
Because a boy ate the shoelace and threw the shoe in a hole!
Why did the parrot quack?
It was trying to speak French!
Why was Superman arrested?
He was stealing buspasses!
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what exactly do you expect people to do, read through every joke from the past 3 years 
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A kid comes out of school, as he walks alone along the path a car slows and matches his walking pace. The passenger window slides down driven by the electric motor that buzzes and clicks to a stop.
"Hey want to get in? I'll give you a lift home" shouts the driver.
The boy walks a little faster and doesn't look round.
"I got some sweets and stuff" the driver shouts.
The boy glances at the driver and increases his pace, his face changes to show grim determination.
As it starts to rain the car pulls ahead of the boy and stops, the driver gets out and shouts over to the boy "C'mon your'e going to get wet, I'll get you home all nice and dry I promise."
The boy stops and turns to the driver, his face screwed up in anger and shouts at the top of his voice
"Look dad, I don't care what your OcUK mates say about them, there's no ******* way I'm going to be seen in a ******* Mondeo"
"Hey want to get in? I'll give you a lift home" shouts the driver.
The boy walks a little faster and doesn't look round.
"I got some sweets and stuff" the driver shouts.
The boy glances at the driver and increases his pace, his face changes to show grim determination.
As it starts to rain the car pulls ahead of the boy and stops, the driver gets out and shouts over to the boy "C'mon your'e going to get wet, I'll get you home all nice and dry I promise."
The boy stops and turns to the driver, his face screwed up in anger and shouts at the top of his voice
"Look dad, I don't care what your OcUK mates say about them, there's no ******* way I'm going to be seen in a ******* Mondeo"
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Got hit of the head with bongo drums today 
Nurse said I had percussion
Boom Boom
Nurse said I had percussion
Boom Boom
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In Soviet Russia, joke just made you up.
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I was referring to the first sentence in the title, the second just made me think of itVeNT said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
talk about shot down!Inquisitor said:I was referring to the first sentence in the title, the second just made me think of it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
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Nope, just took a blow from the pedant bat 